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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:08 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So, out in the yard today and trying to get the pup to take a quick break... He was on leash, but I had turned my back and kept walking a bit and then felt a tug and flop...
    upload_2024-8-9_20-1-40.png

    I felt horrible and though I had tripped him w/the leash (I'm usually pretty leash savvy)... Anyhow, I apologize, rub on his belly a bit, then get him back up to try and break again... and flop!!!! Dude's a freakin' gymnast. He literally dumped his head and tucked his shoulder, flopped ass over tea kettle and then laid there trying to get his tummy rubbed... I guess we can log that as the first official behavior he's taught me :thumbsup:

    PS>>> Speaking of the little dude...

    I got a care package for him in the mail today; not sure if the sender wants to be identified, but my sincere appreciation for his thoughtfulness and generosity :bowdown: Thank you!!!!

    upload_2024-8-9_20-7-28.png

    The people here are awesome!!!!
     
  2. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Having fun w/a stick in the yard....
    BuddyStick.jpg
     
  3. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:15 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Good to see how well he has adapted, and good on you for taking him in. You 2 will be great friends for each other.
     
  4. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I have an official Tundras.com announcement.




    After @Azblue converted to Christianity, we have (will be soon) granting him some admin (mod) powers. While they won’t be the full extent, it’s something we are going to try out. I believe he has it out for @GODZILLA first. :drevil:
     
  5. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:28 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Dude, whoever sent you those is amazing. Full props to them
     
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  6. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:30 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

    Not for the Mod-Lite job…I wanna see if his skin boils off at the baptism
     
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  7. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:34 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Thanks man. I have really enjoyed the time I spend here and it's the least I can do to help out. That being said, yes like Santa, I have a list and I just checked it twice, it said:

    #1 @GODZILLA.

    And also, @Bob how do I go about reserving the jet?
     
  8. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:39 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Can someone please just remember that god hates locked threads.
     
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  9. Aug 9, 2024 at 8:41 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Very cool, yes they are :)
    I love this guy!
     
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  10. Aug 9, 2024 at 9:08 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Here's Oliver, one of my two cats that are brothers and recently just turned 2. He's a pretty cool dude for sure, and he knows it. :)

    IMG_2619.jpg
     
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  11. Aug 9, 2024 at 9:18 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :fistbump: Congrats!
     
  12. Aug 9, 2024 at 9:26 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Ok, so who's getting ready to sell some shit... :monocle:

    Hint: Joined yesterday :boink:
     
  13. Aug 9, 2024 at 9:35 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :evil:
     
  14. Aug 9, 2024 at 10:21 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Haha. I still realize where I am in life. Mid $100's and drive a used truck. Know your worth. I spend my money on time off.
     
  15. Aug 9, 2024 at 10:48 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Bartender. You just have to act like you listen or care.

    Again pour drinks. There is no need to disgrace yourself by showing how big, or little your dick is.
    best job out there for being consistently wrong. And getting paid for it.
     
  16. Aug 9, 2024 at 10:55 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Wow. This crew is amazing to say the least.
     
  17. Aug 9, 2024 at 10:57 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Rock warrior wheel center caps? Almost reported that dueche meyself...
     
  18. Aug 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I went back and found this question cuz it is 2:30 am and my AC just kicked on. It was 88 here today with mid fifties humidity. Maybe not a heat wave, but everything is heat soaked…

    Oh, wait a minute…there it is. I am officially over summer!
     
  19. Aug 10, 2024 at 4:22 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    because that jobs taken

    <spinning in my office chair, with my arms crossed>


    Seriously. Go find what you like doing, and build a system that makes you indispensable.


    Sidebar- I met a dude , at the funeral, that I used to work with. He asked how I was doing, he was visibly sad when I told him I was doing well and I introduced my awesome family.

    what’s wrong with people?
     
  20. Aug 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I like driving fast, spending time in nature, and taking pictures, so I will need some help building a system for that. Perhaps the guy was jealous?
     
  21. Aug 10, 2024 at 4:44 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    It’s heavy bench day and it’s already 90 in the garage

    we run 9 fans

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  22. Aug 10, 2024 at 5:00 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I can send you my hat with built-in fans if you would like
     
  23. Aug 10, 2024 at 5:14 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Everything.
     
  24. Aug 10, 2024 at 5:18 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Cannon fodder post

    best birthday gift

    my son got me a personalized cameo video from Steve vai wishing me a happy birthday and an awesome bench workout

    good kid
     
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  25. Aug 10, 2024 at 5:21 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    IDK who Steve Vai is. :confused:

    Glad your boy was thinking of you. :thumbsup:
     
  26. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:14 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    Sawzall. 37s. Machine guns.

    Then, I will think your Ford is cool. :cool:
     
  27. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:17 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    That’s amazing.
    He’s an incredibly technically advanced guitarist. Played the devil in the movie Crossroads with Ralph Macchio. He’s also playing all of the guitar parts in that film (even Ralph’s character’s parts) EXCEPT the roots/blues slide guitar. That stuff was played by Ry Cooder.
     
  28. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:18 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Newp. Did the mod thing on the Tundra and had some regrets. Staying stock. Only things I plan to do are a bed liner, bed mat, tires (stock size but better tires), window tint, and if I have lots of extra money at some future point I might vinyl wrap it to change the color.
     
  29. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:21 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  30. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:22 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Never saw the movie, but knowing he's a guitar player explains why I don't know who he is. I enjoy music, but my days of getting to know who does what in a group are long passed.
     
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