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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 28, 2024 at 5:44 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I say, remove all safety features and let the smart people stay home for a year while nature works it out.
     
  2. Jul 28, 2024 at 5:44 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :spending:
     
  4. Jul 28, 2024 at 6:18 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    We have to wear cut proof gloves and use safety knives and contractors still manage to cut themselves. Some people shouldn't have graduated from kindergarten.
     
  5. Jul 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Colorado detail party :bananadance::bananadance::bananadance:

    ...or we could all meet in the PNW where the high today is a blistering 61 :cool:
     
  6. Jul 28, 2024 at 6:24 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Was she hot???
     
  7. Jul 28, 2024 at 6:26 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'd love some of that.
    it's been 80 and swamp ass humid here since 7am. probably hit 90.
     
  8. Jul 28, 2024 at 6:29 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    No.
     
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  9. Jul 28, 2024 at 6:42 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :(
     
  10. Jul 28, 2024 at 7:03 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    look on the bright side:
    chicks with scars (and other deformities) have lower self esteem.
    :thumbsup:
     
  11. Jul 28, 2024 at 7:25 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ok wtf. I thought this was a good joke myself

    I think it’s the getting older part. I’m not surprised tbh. Something is always wrong with me, ha. Our poor daughter (17) has juvenile arthritis. Per Ancestry.com she’s got more of me in her dna than the wife

    Oh yeah. I post a lot in the detailing thread. I can also text / email you pix. I do have a website (PM’d) but not pix are on it..yet.
     
  12. Jul 28, 2024 at 7:58 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I always found that amazing and frustrating. SDHQ and BuiltRight were about the only two shops putting out good stuff when I had my Ford
     
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  13. Jul 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
    BoyHowdy

    BoyHowdy New Member

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    Interesting, you’d think it’d be the opposite considering the volume of Fords vs Toyotas out there.
     
  14. Jul 28, 2024 at 8:52 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    There may be more now and I never shopped at the big online retailers of cheap, made overseas garbage. But I never understood it either given the volume differences. Given the number of lifted trucks I see with even more money spent on rimes and tires these owners have money to spend.
     
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  15. Jul 28, 2024 at 9:13 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Toyota's will and would go anywhere with the least amount of upgrades while Ford needed TLC just to climb through a mud puddle.... 6" lift is not

    worth $hit with skinny tires and bright wheels out in the woods or at work..o_O

    Even with Yota's BAD frames , we "Made it work"...A few folks became Welding Experts by the time Toyota started the "Frame Campaigns " and

    those of us have stayed Loyal to a Fault :cool::cool:...

    Yota Crowd ranks right up with Harley and Peterbilt Folks with their Loyalty...

    Those in the know , know !!!!:hattip:
     
  16. Jul 28, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'd say most around Dallas are either drug dealers, spending Daddy's money, or rent-to-own wheels/tires..

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  17. Jul 28, 2024 at 10:29 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    The waterline boring under Horsetooth Road. These guys are good at this. Sending along the good stuff.
    IMG_4860.jpg
     
  18. Jul 28, 2024 at 10:58 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Experimenting with Hallucinations I see. Definitely a good way to gain a different perspective on things.
    Im not fully sure if you have to drill the frame for these if you're not using them on rock bashing runs. Like you, I mostly off-road for access, not for rock crawling. Gonna do a shakedown drive today and see if they move at all without the bottom brackets drilled and bolted to the frame. If I don't see them moving after the shakedown, I may just leave them as is for now and only drill the frame down the road if I see a need for it.
     
  19. Jul 28, 2024 at 1:40 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    A huge amount of that volume difference is fleet sales. Those don't get the toy mods, they get work lights and strobe and such. For the private owners, it seems there's not much besides ridiculous lifts and wheels for the tiny peter compensation folks. You know, the same ones that shop the autozone mod aisle.

    Though, the Coyote engine does have the 700 HP supercharger option. I just don't see the point in that. Maybe if it's flawless after a decade and I'm bored?
     
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  20. Jul 28, 2024 at 3:00 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Got some pics of the LED DRLs. Kinda hard to see in the blazing sun because the amber is already reflective, and because the camera sees the flicker, but I got a couple with them lit.

    20240728_155025.jpg

    20240728_155050.jpg
     
  21. Jul 28, 2024 at 3:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    :rolleyes:

    :fistbump:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Well, the side effects I have from the new meds so far: headache, and dizzy spells. Hopefully it’ll diminish or they’ll end up switching it, or maybe just cut me open so it can be done with if they want to go that route
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Those are s
    sucky side effects. I hope you’re doing better soon.
     
  26. Jul 28, 2024 at 3:51 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ya it’s odd too, as I take one capsule at night, before going to bed.
     
  27. Jul 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Sooo I wanted to take a video of my suspension working to show how the PerryParts bumpstops work with the MT64s (and also to prove I'm not full of hot air when I say I like to send it :devil: ) and I jerry-rigged a mount. I did a bad job. I had to do the walk of shame looking for the GoPro. Even though it didn't work very well at least I captured a little bit :rofl:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRWrbcPFIIA
     
  28. Jul 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    The go-anywhere offroading culture of Toyota was built on Toyota building indestructible rigs that take whatever abuse you throw at them. They hold value like none other, and you can keep one for 10, 15, 20 years. Look at our very active 1st gen forum. Check out the 40, 60, 80, and 100 series forums on Mud. Regardless of sales volume, the overwhelming majority of 30+ year old rigs that still get wheeled hard are Toyotas.

    When you can keep something running well that long on regular maintenance, you feel better about dumping mod money into it.

    On the other hand, most of the Ford drivers I know only keep them 3-5 years. They get antsy around 100k miles (for good reason IMO and according to Ford’s still ongoing warranty spending woes). What’s the point in dumping mod money into something if you’re basically leasing? Especially if (Raptor and Tremor aside) it depreciates more the second you drove it off the lot?
     
  29. Jul 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Laaaame
     
  30. Jul 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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    Shoot I never thought about it like that. Makes sense now that you put it that way.
     

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