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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:12 AM
    GODZILLA

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'm an ass man. don't care what shade
     
  4. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:18 AM
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    I can appreciate a nice butt. I am just 100% more about the titties. Oddly enough, as a boob guy I am an outlier. I like them smaller. Much more than two handfuls and a mouthful is a waste. :D
     
  5. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM
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    I have the opposite exception. I don't like wings. I do like breast.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  7. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Agree with you, but I've got large hands :laugh:
    34DD hands to be exact
     
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  8. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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  9. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:25 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    you won't eat pudding off the bone?


    yes
    yes
    yes
    I don't need the taco.
    can I have all my pockets filled with that chicken please?
    that's why I wear cargo pants and shorts.
     
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  10. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:27 AM
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    Agreed. Looks delicious.
     
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  11. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:30 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    when I get the travel trailer, I'm getting a blow up doll and sitting it at the dinette.
    I'll never have sex with it, I just want someone to ignore, get into arguments with and bitch at.
     
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    Gonna be a one sided argument which takes the fun out of it. Come to think of it, that would lead to the bitching I suppose.
     
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  13. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:34 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'd get home from work and say, "well, I see you didn't do a damn thing again today. nothing to say for yourself?"
    on and on.
    I just want that sense of normalcy and a terrible relationship.
     
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  14. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    Damn purdy
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    The first truck should be simple to fix but why it is like that is obviously your concern. There are two black rubber bumpers on the outside corners of the hood on the radiator support. Simple to screw them up/down to adjust the gap. There are also folks that don’t know what they are and they ‘fuddle’ with them and don’t notice the change when the hood closes
     
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    Embarrassment is accurate.
     
  17. Jul 14, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    it's the way I B
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Strangely enough. I can eat me some guacamole
     
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    this is Bangkok pasta from a Thai place called Jasmine.
    I've had it many times and never shared even a bite. I will fight you.
    I would punch a baby.
    I want some to eat and then a whole bunch to roll around in on the floor with my shirt off.
     
  20. Jul 14, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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    I don't think the gaps at the top are from the hood, but rather the grille. Its off kilter at the bottom as well. Makes me wonder if they hit a dear, or if previous owner had a different grille and broke this one when swapping back.
     
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    Without question. This is public knowledge.
     
  22. Jul 14, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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    Love guac' but hate avocados.
     
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    That looks delicious, but if it's hot I might not be as into it as you are.
     
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    they give you a container of a sweet sauce on the side and you can order chilli sauce on the side and add to taste. not spicy.
    if I had to pick one thing to be on an island with and eat every day for the rest of my life,....
     
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    Thai food is the best food.
     
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    Sorry, I did not click on the link to view the picture. Know anyone with a car fax account?
     
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    No worries. The dealership sent me the carfax. It's clean, but that doesn't eliminate the possibility of hidden damage. Just means it wasn't reported.
     
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    Yes
     
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