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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  2. Jul 12, 2024 at 4:43 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Makes it exciting, but I hope there were no injuries.
     
  3. Jul 12, 2024 at 5:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Not only were there not any injuries but there actually wasn't as much damage as you would think either thankfully
     
  4. Jul 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Happy Friday Fellow Miscreants. :spy:

     
  5. Jul 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Also this, because corn really is this awesome.

     
  6. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:19 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    @memario1214 on meth right there...
     
  7. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I heard somebody in this thread eats corn the long way....
     
  8. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:37 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Another trip to China…IMG_1042.jpgIMG_1060.jpg IMG_1077.jpg
     
  9. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:39 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:41 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Had a few meals on a round table. The US needs to adopt thisIMG_1065.jpg

    Black garlic soup. Unbelievably deliciousIMG_1064.jpg

    I wanted to bite the head off and leave a dribble of ketchup IMG_1078.jpg Murder bunniesIMG_1079.jpg
     
  11. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:42 PM
    TILLY

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    Pretty scandalous and Homophobic Larry, name please. :boink:
     
  12. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    LOL. My first thought was “this could be a funny ToyoMafia theme”
     
  13. Jul 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Was in Guangzhou, which has a 2,200+ year history. When the customer said we are going to “old town” for lunch, I expected something older.IMG_1049.jpg IMG_1050.jpg IMG_1051.jpg IMG_1040.jpg
     
  14. Jul 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Happy Friday:cheers:

    Spent the day playing on the river, a manageable 100° today. I'm beat though!
     
  15. Jul 12, 2024 at 9:37 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Great pics as usual, and I'm jealous as usual :D
     
  16. Jul 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    We might need a Live thread poll for this one. :rofl:
     
  17. Jul 12, 2024 at 9:45 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Awake at 4am (local time; 1pm PST). Breakfast, shower and checkout at 8am

    At airport at 9am; thru security (full grope cuz I forgot to take off my belt) and at the lounge by 10am. Watched the 2021 final F1 race on my work phone. Wondering if I am going to get an email about my international data usage…

    Wheels up at 12:20 and on the ground in Inchon South Korea at 3:30 (+1 hr). Have 1:30 to make my connection and get stuck behind a herd of idiots in Security. Make the gate with 30min to spare… that Airport is efficient.

    Wheels up at 5… sleep 5 hours of the 10 hour flight. Watch Dune 2 for the 6th time.

    Home at 2pm… 21 hours after I left the hotel.

    Shower, wash truck and then drive to local Chevy dealership to help them find my order from two weeks ago. Put 6 chickens on the smoker. Install cab steps and under seat storage locker in the afternoon heat.

    Shower again. Dinner with the kids (wife is off with the ladies). Chickens are done; replace with 4 pork butts. Install console safe in the truck (and fill;)) and load a crap ton of Tundra mods, accessories and parts into the Corolla so my son can give them to @RainMan_PNW tomorrow.

    Get a TM slap onto the truck and finally sit down to crack a beer…32hrs later.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Oof.
     
  19. Jul 12, 2024 at 9:52 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Running on adrenaline. Wife just got home and she’s bringing martini’s down to the garage soon. Just relaxing now in my chair and watching the bats conducting sky murder.
     
  20. Jul 12, 2024 at 9:55 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You're a professional traveler, nice work dude. Enjoy the weekend :fistbump:
     
  21. Jul 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    That’s a hell of a marathon.
     
  22. Jul 12, 2024 at 10:53 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It sounds like it was executed perfectly. And smoked meats to boot. Helluva an effort!
     
  23. Jul 12, 2024 at 10:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I thought we already had this debate... and the only correct answer is by rows not rings :thumbsup:
     
  24. Jul 12, 2024 at 10:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Waaaay too much for one day...

    PS>>> This is why I recommend no underwear while flying... If the TSA dudes/chicks choose to go for the full handy, then at least you should reciprocate by providing them with the full unabated monte' :D
     
  25. Jul 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    I cannot freeball…

    Plus I need the added layer for filtering sweat. It was 95 degrees with 85% humidity in China.
     
  26. Jul 13, 2024 at 1:56 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Two hours of sleep and I am wide awake…
     
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  27. Jul 13, 2024 at 2:17 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Welcome to the dark side.... :spy:
     
  28. Jul 13, 2024 at 3:22 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Is there cake?
     
  29. Jul 13, 2024 at 3:47 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    There's always cake :hungry:
     
  30. Jul 13, 2024 at 3:51 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    cake is for children and special needs adults,.....

    oh,.....wait.....
     
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