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  1. Jul 8, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    and dumb mf’s that eat raw oysters.
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  2. Jul 8, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I am the blue dot
    upload_2024-7-8_6-6-10.png
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  3. Jul 8, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    We rode out Ike

    Ike was 110mph

    this is just a healthy thunderstorm

    I bet we are seeing 60mph right now
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  4. Jul 8, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Point of attention

    When the lights go out

    unplug the Tesla

    generators don’t like teslas
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  5. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Good stuff! Any reports of flooding?
     
    NWPirate, Jul 8, 2024
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  6. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    It will flood in houston

    A bunch of rain is coming down
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  7. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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    JohnWhicker

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    I am the Sugar Land dot :(
     
    JohnWhicker, Jul 8, 2024
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  8. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Great

    looks like the eyeball will pass over my house
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  9. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment

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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    IMG_7685.jpg
     
    Cpl_Punishment, Jul 8, 2024
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  10. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Yay!

    you get to shoot instagram photos inside the eye wall!

    hunker down.
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  11. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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    Yeap, hiding in my Tundra right now, the most reliable and safe truck in the world LOL

    How is that for a commercial LOL
     
    JohnWhicker, Jul 8, 2024
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  12. Jul 8, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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    Be safe guys. That storm map looks nasty
     
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  13. Jul 8, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I hope looting does not begin

    ammo is expensive
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  14. Jul 8, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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    Outbound

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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    *cries in Canadian*
     
    Outbound, Jul 8, 2024
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  15. Jul 8, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Fixed the generator

    you can see the remnants of the previous pink pool noodle. 5years ago

    new green pool noodle ring

    this couples the cooling intake of the motor to the outside of the generator

    poorly engineered

    upload_2024-7-8_8-57-44.png
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 8, 2024
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  16. Jul 8, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    will be?
     
    RichterScale, Jul 8, 2024
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  17. Jul 8, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    :anonymous: I eat all the raw stuff. Especially from between her legs.
     
    OldGuy03, Jul 8, 2024
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    snoope The Old Man

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    Be Safe out there...

    These storms SUCK EGGS......and we just started July...:rolleyes:

    Going to be a long Summer into Fall Hurricane season :(:mad::(:mad:
     
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    Man, flight was for 135P departure. Fully booked. They asked for 5 volunteers for an $800 voucher per ticket ($1600). I said no, let’s wait for it to hit $1k per ticket….they then said $1200. We ran over, but someone grabbed the 2 remaining ones :( we would have left 6 hours later if so
     
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    WTF is this thing, a weird ass mushroom? There's a few coming up in the planters at work.


    20240708_123159.jpg
     
    Azblue, Jul 8, 2024
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    When you kick them it’s a black powder of death that comes out, super fun as a kid
     
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    Cool!!
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Eat and report back... if you can.
     
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    With enough beer, anything is possible
     
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    I'll have to dig it up and bring it home then. They don't let me bring beer to work. :(
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Kinda looks like a desert butt plug :crapstorm:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Leave it to you to notice that.
     
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    Quit
     
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    I'm closer than ever to doing just that.
     
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