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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 5, 2024 at 2:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I don't smoke weed and never will but it just feels crooked that a person can't smoke a joint on a Friday night just in case there's an incident while they're at work a week later.
     
  3. Jul 5, 2024 at 3:19 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    If one of us fails a drug or alcohol test, we either go to rehab or get terminated.
    If it happens a second time, you're terminated..

    I don't know the levels, but a positive test is over a certain level of whatever in your test result.
    It's not all or nothing..
     
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  4. Jul 5, 2024 at 3:24 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    It is my understanding the more body fat a person has the longer it takes to metabolize the THC.
    Perhaps a skinny dude may clear a test after a few days but someone like me would take over a month.
    I guess it also depends on how much and often one would partake in such activity..

    Back in package cars there was only probable cause drug testing.
    But once I started driving semis and needed a commercial license I was subject to random resting.
     
  5. Jul 5, 2024 at 3:25 PM
    coTony

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    When you “trust” someone/people and they betray that ‘trust’ that now means nothing to you but a word. When it happens over and over then it is hard to continue. Trust is earned not given
     
  6. Jul 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    that is funny, my son is a cop now that he is out of the Marines and he said “I would rather have an encounter with someone that is high than a drunk.” when I asked why he said “I never had a 4’3” tall Asian girl kick my ass all over the place and make something that should have been easy a chore. Basically the ones that are high admit to everything and apologize.”

    I was surprised because of the way he used to be about pot before he went into the Marines. He has never done it but he is now not against it. It is just like alcohol though, it effects each person differently.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    If glue doesn’t work, I’m going to see if someone will come out to repair it
     
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  8. Jul 5, 2024 at 3:46 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Maybe if I get enough arthritis KP will cover it :laugh:
     
  9. Jul 5, 2024 at 4:53 PM
    T-Rex266

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  10. Jul 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ...and I'm pretty sure we've all seen photos of that thing damn near completely submerged in mud :eek2:
     
  11. Jul 5, 2024 at 7:50 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think the original context of that post was that he doesn't trust the people operating vehicles around him enough to risk having others w/him. It was my understanding that he was saying, 'I'll accept the additional risks and responsibilities of putting myself on a bike under certain conditions, but I won't risk the safety of any passengers based on how much I trust others to operate vehicles responsibly'.... :notsure:


    ... but I could be wrong :bikewheelie2:
     
  12. Jul 5, 2024 at 7:56 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    We that have CDL's have to piss test in ever occurrence; our fault or not BUT Habitual fools can lawyer up and drag us through hell with delays :mad:

    Very sour subject with me and those without insurance can F@C& Off Also...:mad::mad::mad:

    Delivering packages out of a 28' trailer with bruised ribs sucks A$$... Good old RPS days :amen:
     
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    TILLY

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    To a certain person here that shall go unnamed, ^^^^^^^^ Really hating your comment colors. :boink:
     
  14. Jul 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    A lot of the problem is the DAs will put so much extra work and BS on the LEOs in terms of paperwork, processing and cancelled court dates (and still finally end up allowing it to be pled down to a suspended sentence at best.. cuz that's a win for the DAs office), that for years it's been much easier and efficient for LEOs to charge folks w/misdemeanor possession of paraphernalia than the felony controlled substance; this way it's handled by a municipal or magistrate court and often times the judges will give them a few months of time in County for repeat offenders.
     
  15. Jul 5, 2024 at 8:01 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I can't even read them.
    Although our disdain probably just encourages the behavior...:eek::eek2::cool:
     
  16. Jul 5, 2024 at 8:02 PM
    snoope

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    We typed at the same time...:D

    You trying to say @Tripleconpanna should be giving Elton John glasses to everyone reading his post :notsure::notsure::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
     
  17. Jul 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Not my doing :anonymous:

    I mean... I'm sure whoever you're referring to did not initiate these shenanigans :censored:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I can always remove the rainbow filter…
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I took too long of a nap today. Need to be up, and head to the airport by 415A
     
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    French Avocado

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    ASAP - please
     
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    T-Rex266

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    And apply to yours? Done
     
  22. Jul 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Oh no - I should have remained silent - problem my entire life
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Approved
     
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    He's just a little grumpy because he screwed up his nap. ;)
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    30 years ago my roommate in college paid a local shop to add a 4x4 sticker to his truck. Thought it was the coolest thing ever.

    Now I see these and my eye twitches. IMG_5118.jpg

    And so I have completed my first mod…IMG_5119.jpg
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I removed my TSS bed sticker the day I brought my 2014 home almost 10 years ago..
    The next day the TUNRDA and SR5 emblems were off..
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Mostly correct. I don't trust anyone to be a pillion either. They can screw the ride just as bad as the rider.
     
  28. Jul 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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    Grammar check needed
     
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  30. Jul 5, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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