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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:05 AM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Why this is considered a dusting to you guy's west, it's significant here, hahaha. Went to start truck and door frozen shut. Had to access from passenger side. Here's some pics. One of my neighbors lab trying to get his freak on. He's been nipped and jops been spayed, still tries. :cheers:

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  2. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:06 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Dry humping I guess . . .
     
  3. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:07 AM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Yeah he does that shit all the time, even off to the side. Nothing but air
     
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  4. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:08 AM
    Patriot

    Patriot Member

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    Yes it is! :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:31 AM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    Black & White
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  6. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:33 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Opened my front door

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  7. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:34 AM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    :thumbsup:
     
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  8. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:34 AM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Damn! Put a stack of towels inside for when you come back in....
     
  9. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:35 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I didn’t bother going out. Gonna have to clean this mess up when it stops
     
  10. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:46 AM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    My daughters daycare decides to close at 1 PM and make us pick the kids up right smack in the middle of this blizzard. Its supposed to be done around the time we usually pick them up.

    Wish they would have just closed completely this morning. Im not happy that I have to drive her around in this crap.
     
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  11. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:49 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Just keep that we don't want it. Lol
     
  12. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:50 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    If we get anything that bad, we just keep the kids home. Sometimes it’s just not worth it.
     
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  13. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:56 AM
    Vendeta2k

    Vendeta2k Distinguished Member Of The Cement Club

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    I think the same thing every time someone comes to Montana!
     
  14. Jan 4, 2018 at 8:57 AM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    This is our first winter as parents (last winter my wife was home on maternity leave)

    I think we've learned a lesson about sending her. Lets hope its not at anyone's expense.
     
  15. Jan 4, 2018 at 9:07 AM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    Here goes nothin’...

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  16. Jan 4, 2018 at 10:22 AM
    Taco-Blender

    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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    Yikes!!! No thank you
     
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  17. Jan 4, 2018 at 10:41 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    1515091223703-1671347824.jpg Too much snow!!! Don't wanna drive in this BS!!!
     
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  18. Jan 4, 2018 at 10:49 AM
    Taco-Blender

    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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    I know, right!!!

    It's only made it to 72 here so far today. Gonna have to find an indoor project to work on.
     
  19. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I currently have 11° I will split the difference with you so I get 30° and you get 31°.:thumbsup:
     
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  20. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:34 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  21. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:34 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    That's what she said.
     
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  22. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:39 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  23. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:41 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    She always does :rofl:
     
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  24. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:46 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    NICE!!!...I see you got your wheels done !!!! :thumbsup:
     
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  25. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:51 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Should be able to get it at the library....been out for I think 8 years
     
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  26. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:51 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Wrong kind....but thanks for the thoughts ;):p
     
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  27. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:53 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I don't go to the library....lol. i used to but not any more
     
  28. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:53 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Send it to texas
     
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  29. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:55 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Whats that? I know what a "Bree's To Do List" is
     
  30. Jan 4, 2018 at 12:57 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    So jealous
     
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