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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Quiet over here tonight, hope everyone's doing great, that's all I really have to say.

     
  2. Jun 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'll buy your Pro :anonymous:
     
  3. Jun 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    What did the urologist say to the student who just got accepted into urology school?

    Urine
     
  4. Jun 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get it some ketchup.

    It really is the best thing for a hot dog.
     
  5. Jun 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    What??? Thought you were keeping your rig forever!?
     
  6. Jun 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Everyone is off getting hawk tuah’d
     
  7. Jun 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I mean yeah but... it's a one owner AG Pro though.. :D
     
  8. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:17 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    That won’t fly in Arizona, only the mall crawlers get away with that
     
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  9. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:55 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    All I was doing is trying to find out about tranny issues since it is the first time I heard about it. While reading I was trying to figure out how he got kudos for getting a new tranny and a new engine is coming. Then I was getting one word answers. Stuck my toe in the water and DAMN GATORS IN THERE!!!

    It was a trap, I knew it!

    https://www.tundras.com/threads/transmission-issues.144337/#post-3628202
     
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  10. Jun 22, 2024 at 8:22 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I am actually LOL'n. I've been biting my tongue this past week as we flog the 3rd gener's but between that thread and the one that asking "why no new engine failures" that has 9 pages of replies in 5 days...WTF. These clowns are the Gen Z of Toyota owners. Thin skinned, zero life skills, sky-is-falling attitude and above all, will turn around and yell at you if you ask a simple, factual question.

    Maybe Toyota dealerships need to hire a doctor to make sure any potential buyer of a 2024 Tundra has had their balls drop. Men or women...
     
    Last edited: Jun 22, 2024
  11. Jun 22, 2024 at 8:29 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I say let's go w/the full mental health and 'fit for duty' assessment :laugh:
     
  12. Jun 22, 2024 at 8:32 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  13. Jun 22, 2024 at 8:38 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Park that in front of the 3rd gen section
     
  14. Jun 22, 2024 at 8:41 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Love those things, but never would buy one. Even with FukU money.
     
  15. Jun 22, 2024 at 9:02 AM
    KNABORES

    KNABORES Sarcasm incoming

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    Bilstein 5100's on the forbidden notch Husky HD rear leafs 16x8 Eagle Alloy 187's with 285/75/16 MagnaFlow 3" flow through Pioneer touchscreen with backup camera Full interior and dash LED conversion Trailer brake controller with 7 pin Bedliner coat bumpers & trim ARE Mpulse topper - Rhino Vortex rack
    H1 Alpha would be fun
     
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    @LarryDangerfield

    I'd totally drive this. A buddy took this pic out front of his school (teacher) in Utah.

    Resized_20240621_121224_1719018682824.jpg
     
  17. Jun 22, 2024 at 9:26 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Hellll yeahhh
     
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    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266

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    IMG_0936.jpg
     
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  20. Jun 22, 2024 at 11:28 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    How to tell if there are gators in the water in Louisianna:

    https://youtu.be/6S1OvxfQ98c
     
  21. Jun 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Death Race 2000. A must see.
     
  22. Jun 22, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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  23. Jun 22, 2024 at 3:16 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    The weatherman said it was going to get a little warm today.
    20240622_181459.jpg
     
  24. Jun 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  25. Jun 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I hate this brewery, but this is gud! A micro-Corona.

     
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    T-Rex266

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    Would not be a fan of the lime already in the beer
     
  27. Jun 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Fruit only belongs in beer if you're worried about scurvy.
     
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    Gross.
     
  29. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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    Did you get a new toy? :popcorn:
     
  30. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Wayyyy out of my budget but It's cool to see a unique take on suspension geometry
     

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