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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    OP>>> 'I read the rules; but f'it... let me try to circumvent them anyhow' :facepalm:
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Two beers in me… I just had to respond
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :worthless:
     
  4. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    If I have to pick, it’s boobies. I can spend all day in there. Not interested in spending time buried in the other (sorry to disappoint @Tripleconpanna )
     
  5. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I'm ahead...
     
  6. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wife is making G&T’s now.
     
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  7. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:12 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ... but apparently you have no problem having someone buried in yours :duel:
     
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  8. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    GT's Wife: :stirthepot:

    GT: 'Thanks honey, these are great!'

    GT's Wife: "You're welcome sweetie"... while she's thinking, 'but tonight, you're my bitch' :rofl:
     
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  9. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:19 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I like how you derived my comment about tourists wearing strap-ons chasing buffaloes as I am a receiver on the rainbow squad. :fistbump::thumbsup::cheers:
     
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  10. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Two nights in a row is going to be rough. But my union says I get Father’s Day off, so…:pout::smack:
     
  11. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You just seemed so... 'comfortable' talking about it. I figured it was a Segway into a more in-depth share later on; just trying to get you there faster!!! :laugh:

    You kids have fun tonight... :cheers:

    PS>>> Don't forget your safe word :devil:
     
  12. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Ha!:drunk:
     
  13. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:25 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    :nuclear:

    :worthless:
     
  14. Jun 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I need a new one…Tripleconpanna is too many syllables.
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    WTF? You riding around on one of these while online?

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Jun 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Ahh, Brother Joseph.
     
  17. Jun 15, 2024 at 5:47 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    What?
     
  18. Jun 15, 2024 at 6:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    How 'bout... 'That's too deep Mistress' :rofl:


    Come on now; I can go all night w/this...

    :nuclear:
     
  19. Jun 15, 2024 at 6:26 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yeah, we kinda figured you can take it all night long...
     
  20. Jun 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Yes.
     
  21. Jun 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Maybe
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Now you're just being a tease.
     
  23. Jun 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Mean Gene Oakerland.
     
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Wife and I went to see Bad Boys. Pretty good.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I've always claimed to be an ass man, but when I met my wife tits became on par. And now I'm both.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    This is on point for how humanity should function.
     
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    Some great moments of my youth on a Saturday afternoon included awesome wrestling matches. Andre the Giant and Chief Jay Strongbow made it apparent that this was a completely legit thing, and wrestling is totally real. This was always precluded by my favorite, creature double feature, after hours of cartoons of course.
     
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    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I’m an ass man, but not that ass.
     
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    Many a Saturday indeed.
    The list goes on and on and on with all the characters from the awa and eventually wwf. Often times those interviews were the best part of the show. Let's us not forget the Jimmy SuperFly Snuka and Roddy Roddy Piper matches.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    What did I miss? It's already gone into the ether.
     
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