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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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    Ah. Apparently not a good secret keeper.

    On a positive note, the C&D tells us that Toyota monitors the forums! On a sad note, with confirmation that they monitor the forum, we still got saddled with undersized forced air engines in an ever more suburban soccer mom oriented truck for both the new Tundra and Taco. :(


    Honestly, if my truck got totaled tomorrow I'd probably be looking at the new Honda Pilot or Ridgeline as a replacement. I don't hit the off roads as much as I did in years past, and I prefer an engine that makes adequate power without a turbo or SC. Add those after for extra fun if you like, but it shouldn't need it just to be drivable.
     
  2. Jun 15, 2024 at 8:25 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What was that dudes (ryan gregg's) position within or for Toyota??? Was he a Tech, Engineer, Service Supervisor????

    just curious...
     
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    Top secret
     
  4. Jun 15, 2024 at 8:28 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well it looks like the 3rd Gen dudes are creating a crap ton of new threads over the last 24 hours with all the similar topics...

    Fortunately, they haven't titled them as "official", so they should be fine :rofl:
     
  5. Jun 15, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Apparently it wasn't Top Secret enough for him to know not to buy a 3rd Gen....
     
  7. Jun 15, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  8. Jun 15, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Awesome! You're going to forget where the bathroom is when you get back. :laugh:

    Big plans? Scooter ride to Utah?
     
  9. Jun 15, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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    A few things to do. Need the recall on the Taco done, get to crawl under the house to put cat repellant all over because they found a hole somewhere, get tires on the Death Sled, and take the bike trip out to Devil's Tower with a buddy.
     
  10. Jun 15, 2024 at 9:35 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sounds like fun, besides the cat bs.
    You plan on listing the Honda soon?
     
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    I think so. I just need to get off my ass and do it.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Why a Pilot over the CRV?
     
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    That announcer or whatever is 110% done with his shit.
     
  14. Jun 15, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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    Small, underpowered, can't tow my bike on my trailer, and has a CVT. It also has an inch less ground clearance which matters for the snow.

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    A friend of ours just got the Pilot TrailSport in blue, probably one of the best looking SUVs out there
     
  16. Jun 15, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Enough of this Honda suv talk! My passport was junk!
     
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    That's the trim I would go for. Has some added clearance and seems pretty loaded on comfort items too. I think I'd do silver, though.
     
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    You didn't have it enough to find out what it was. You just needed an excuse to get a Boobaru.
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    That whole post, the entire thing, every single word, patently false.
     
  20. Jun 15, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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    Idk. I’m a tits and ass guy all day, but I like all tits…so maybe ass wins
     
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    Both those pics are too large. A visible butt, but not beyonce/kardashian/bizarro stuff is fine, but I'm a boob guy all the way. Nice B cups and I'm happy as can be, but I'm down on some As too. Maybe some smaller Cs, but you get to Ds and it's not for me. Don't get me wrong, if Miss Right has big ol' knockers I will make do. I just have my preferences.
     
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    So I took out the explorer yesterday literally to the next neighborhood (someone was looking for their dog) and I heard a noise. I brushed it off…five seconds later the dash alarms “check driving system” and shows the batter my light, followed by my AC being off and only pushing exterior air. I drive it home (30 seconds) and pull it in. I see something hanging from the bottom; I grab it- damn condenser belt snapped. Rather than play a waiting game with Ford via the company I called a friend who can do this and will do the oil change for me (fuck that, it’s over 90* out) since it’s needed for $150.
    Belt, filter, and oil cost me $72. I’ll have the owner reimburse me for it all. I just don’t like having a “downed” vehicle that I always take pride in. I suppose I should drive it more now that I’m dumping my own money into it lol. He did say I can drive it whenever I want
     
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    I like all tits. All sizes. My wife is a D cup and has an ass/body (and brains, at that) so I can’t complain there
     
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    I didn't realize they'd gone to a CVT in the CRV.

    How much do your bike and trailer weigh?
     
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    T-Rex266

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    lol she agreed too

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    Trailer alone is almost 1300 lbs. and the Super Tenere ES with no mods is listed at 584 lbs. Add the mods (except the exhaust because it actually saves weight) and I bet it's 600 lbs. without the bags on it.

    upload_2024-6-15_12-26-5.png
     
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    I'm a tit guy for sure.

    Interestingly, while my wife has great tits, her ass is so good that, over the past few years, I've learned to appreciate a fine ass as well.
     
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