Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

It just removes the ornery genes due to lack of breeding, and promotes the better temperament ones for future generations.

 

Me ignoring it doesn't mean I didn't get it.

 

Lambchop...

 

You know it...

 

Just got my wife with that joke.

 

Careful.

 

Back to those longhorn heifers

 

You'd hit a grilled cheese sammich.





















With tomato.

 

Super fun day on the eagle river. Went rogue our or color schemes. White lightening just got renamed to La Tigre.

 

That reminds me of a joke.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Spoiler

A quarter pounder with cheese.

 

I'm down for some lazy tube floats on a nice river, but that white water stuff scares the shit out of me. I salute your bravery.... or stupidity.... depends on how you go about it I guess? LOL

 

I've been doing it for almost 20 years. It's not bravery or stupidity. It's freedom. We ran 14.5 miles of class 2-3 whitewater today. Being on the river is never a bad time.

 

If we fear something and someone else conquers what we fear regularly, we consider it brave, no? An arachnophobe would consider someone handling a spider to be brave or their fear would make them declare the behavior stupid or crazy. That's where I'm coming from. Water, either deep or fast moving, scares me due to childhood experiences. Makes me hate boats and most moving water.

 

As always you debate well. I'll concede that in your eyes, I am brave.

But I do it for joy not for bravery. Like most things I do for joy do have a bit of adrenaline inducing buttons being pushed though.

 

Oh for sure! We all have our hobbies for joy. "...men are, that they might have joy."

I just do the old man adrenaline of nice sweeper roads on a motorcycle, or paddling my kayak on flat water, or just sleeping out in nature disconnected from all the discontent.

 

So @OldGuy03 are you up early, or late?

 

Late.

 

Hopefully for fun reasons and without a horrid early alarm for the morning?

 

I'm actually lying in bed cruising the web so I can dial in the color change swap on my raft. Before todays run it was all white. But I knew a guy who had a green one and we switched out the thwarts so we now each have a dual color scheme. My girls high school are the tigers and their home colors are white, green and yellow. So I think I'm going to change out the chicken line to yellow and rename my raft to La Tigre.

 

That's a cool tribute to do.

Question about the rafting; is it a hobby only or an occupation as well?

 

I don't like people enough to take them to my happy place.

 

One of my favorite photos. It's me and my wife in lava rapid in the Grand Canyon. She's my only loyal customer.

 

I can definitely appreciate that!

 

Both braver than I am.