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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I overheard one of my coworkers in the break room talking about his friend in Colorado whose FJ cruiser was smashed to bits from hail
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I just kept buying the chunky pb until the kids started eating it. Seemed to work... :anonymous:

    My wife also prefers smooth so sometimes we'll have one of each open.
     
  3. May 31, 2024 at 8:26 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Ditto
     
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    T-Rex266

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  5. May 31, 2024 at 8:33 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    That looks crazy.
     
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  6. May 31, 2024 at 8:35 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Catching up on sleep after the big night?

    what do you give them for anxiety? trazodone?
     
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    If you live in a place that gets hail like this and don't park in the garage and have a metal roof on your house, you're nuts.
     
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  8. May 31, 2024 at 8:43 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Noooooooooooooooo
     
  9. May 31, 2024 at 8:44 AM
    T-Rex266

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    The streets looked like it had snowed.
     
  10. May 31, 2024 at 8:44 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Yep. The following cars in my garage:
    Tesla
    Daughters Corolla
    My emergency transport vehicle.
     
  11. May 31, 2024 at 9:36 AM
    Warreng

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    crunchy dark roast natural pb that will make you late for work trying to mix up the seperated oil is my go to.
     
  12. May 31, 2024 at 9:49 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That is what we use for Maverick for severe storms and fireworks.
    Milo doesn't need it, he doesn't give a fuk...:eek2:
    Mavs gets trazodone and gabapentin to go to the vet..:thumbsup:
     
  13. May 31, 2024 at 10:05 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Wife's on her own? :rofl:
     
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    Her lease ended on her Highlander. We technically don’t need another car yet. We have her aunts too if we needed. I’m not paying these interest rates
     
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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Lovely… and I will have a metal roof
     
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    Yuck
     
  20. May 31, 2024 at 11:58 AM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Horseradish sauce.
     
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  22. May 31, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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    Couldn't agree more
     
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    IMG_0671.jpg
     
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    Super white! Fastest color ever.
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    We became best friends and made bunk beds where we wanted

     
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    So apparently they make the falcon wild peak AT trail in a size that can fit on a Buick LaCrosse and let me tell you, seeing aggressive sidewalls on a Buick is pretty awesome lol
     
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