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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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    Beer is gross. He drinks beer. He's definitely a few fries short of a happy meal.
     
  2. May 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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    Definitely Sean's fault.
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    that one looks funner. I think his can go to 18-20mph I think. I don’t recall.

     
  5. May 30, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I like them as well. I'd describe the difference as 'bourbon is a honey baked ham, and Islay Scotch is very heavily smoked brisket'. Both are great, but one probably takes more time to develop a taste for it.
     
  6. May 30, 2024 at 7:53 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Don't let any of this bullshit between drinkers get you thirsty. Hold the line.:thumbsup:
     
  7. May 30, 2024 at 7:57 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I've been using Keepass for years. My company is very security conscious, and they allow us to use it on our work laptops. The password database can be sync'ed using your favorite cloud storage. You only need to remember one passphrase and you have secure storage of all passwords. It's more manual than other solutions, but I like it.
    KeePass Password Safe
     
  8. May 30, 2024 at 8:03 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Oh, it doesn’t any more. I’m good! I was never a whiskey in the morning (unless I was camping, which was maybe once every 10 years lol) guy anyways
     
  9. May 30, 2024 at 12:12 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Agree or disagree.... Apples and peanut butter are phucking delicious!
     
  10. May 30, 2024 at 12:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Agree! Apples and caramel is even better!
     
  11. May 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Not wrong but not as good for a middle of the day snack. Need the PB for the protein in the middle of the day.
     
  12. May 30, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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    Agreed
     
  14. May 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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    Yep
     
  15. May 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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    Correct!

    Incorrect!
     
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    The hell is wrong with ketchup!? What am I supposed to dip my nuggies in?
     
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    Barbecue sauce, sweet and sour sauce, or even ranch are some of the adult options. However, seeing as you are toddler sized, you receive an exemption for the derision that generally accompanies the toddler behaviors of eating ketchup and referring to chicken nuggets as "nuggies."
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Well stated, more proof that ketchup is for children.:eek2:
     
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    You had me up until you mentioned ranch. Heinous shit.

    Who asked you?

    Fuck yes..
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Plum sauce or honey mustard
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Based on the dipping sauces I've seen, you're referring to a CATSUP based sauce that is disgusting. Real BBQ sauce is vinegar based and contains peppers and other seasonings. It is not suitable for fried foods.
     
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    Nope and nope.
     
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    Welp. Think I’m picking up a Vette tmrw for a couple of days to detail
     
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    Honey mustard is a solid choice never herd of plumb sauce
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Your Mom, or is it 'Mum' up there....:confused:
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Bbq sauce mixed with a little yellow mustard is my favorite for chicken chunks
     
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    It's mom, and which one? I'm adopted. :p
     
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    The hot one.
     
  30. May 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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    Again, you're gonna need to be more specific.
     

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