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  1. May 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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    Kids these will never understand the true glory of

    Waaaazzuuuuppp!!
     
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  2. May 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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    FrFr :rofl:
     
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  3. May 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    One of us is eating a Snickers wrong. I'm pretty sure it's not me.
     
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  4. May 28, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Snickers suck anyway
     
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  5. May 28, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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    Leo's first

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    There you go again WTF is wrong with u

    Try dipping it in Ranch
     
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  6. May 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He's probably trying to melt the damn thing on top of his poutine :crapstorm:
     
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  7. May 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  8. May 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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    You mean you suck "snickers"?
     
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  9. May 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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    If I have to suffer, why shouldn't you?
     
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  10. May 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    You sir, are a fucking idiot.
     
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  11. May 28, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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    Listen, I'm not here to judge. If you like veiny girthy mediocre candy then that's totally okay.
     
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  12. May 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I have one in the fridge now so it stays nice and hard. :anonymous:
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I approve.
     
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  14. May 29, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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    RichterScale

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Riiiiight, 'cause this is just a "regular 'ol" 1" long fly and NOT a mini stealth spy drone.
    Okay.
    KIMG1331.jpg KIMG1330.jpg
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    :eek::eek::eek:
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    And you wonder how Google (the aliens) knows everything you do.
     
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  18. May 29, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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    NWPirate

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    Last night was a busy shit show, still kept the power on though. :goingcrazy:
    Night
     
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    RichterScale

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Quitter
     
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  20. May 29, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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    I got around 10 hours of sleep last night, plus around a 1 hour nap yesterday. Not bad.
     
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    RichterScale

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    That's half the damn day.
    Sounds like narcolepsy or something.
     
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    lol. Just catching up on it. I get two days a week I get to (usually) sleep in some instead of being up at 5A for the gym
     
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    agreed.

    back when Anheuser Busch was an American company.

    and the marketing dept was staffed with quality folks.
     
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    But the "beer" was still shit. :D
     
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    IMG_0509.jpg
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    [​IMG]
     
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  30. May 29, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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    Bro that's a bat
     
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