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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Warreng

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    recently learned hot dogs are now called “glizzies”.
    I also learned that this is old news
     
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    GODZILLA

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    How could you not?
     
  3. May 28, 2024 at 11:01 AM
    GODZILLA

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    News to me.
     
  4. May 28, 2024 at 11:14 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    upload_2022-9-30_22-14-38.jpg
     
  5. May 28, 2024 at 11:25 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Think I need to drop that into Google Translate
     
  6. May 28, 2024 at 11:49 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Thinking on this more. When you wash it, be sure you clay it with a medium aggressive clay bar and consider a light polish. If you do polish, be sure it’s in the direction where it’s peeling and do not let it sit on one spot. After you clay and/or polish, then add the sealant. If you get it painted, or just decide to add a vinyl decal over it, be sure not to use ceramic before hand. I would polish the area, spray some IPA, wipe, and apply the decal. You could ceramic (even spray) after if you decide to (I would)
     
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  7. May 28, 2024 at 11:49 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Is that the 2K ml water jug? Thats what I drink in the gym (mixed with some Recovery and a scoop of Creatine)
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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  9. May 28, 2024 at 12:44 PM
    GODZILLA

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    It's the Toyomafia one. 1k ml/32+ oz. So a bit over 2 pounds.
     
  10. May 28, 2024 at 1:28 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Don’t forget whiskey is lighter than water:p
     
  11. May 28, 2024 at 1:32 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You just like it because corn is ribbed for your pleasure. :p
     
  12. May 28, 2024 at 1:44 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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  13. May 28, 2024 at 2:14 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Dowd chute here we come.

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Good hits with a pressure washer will get most of that out
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I want it to look like your Tesla.
    I wanna be able to use it to shave.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I like anything that’s for my pleasure

    Wait, what!?
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Yeah?

    Next time you have a snickers flip it upside down and enjoy the veiny texture on your tongue. :D
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Saw the most amazing karma justice today.

    Today on my way home a riced out WRX blew past me hauling azz. About a 1/4 later I passed it. Parts everywhere. Total write-off. Looks like they slammed into the road barrier when trying to avoid another fender bender.

    The rest of us are not doing 30mph on the highway for the hell of it you phuking idiot
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    FR,FR :thumbsup:

    Edit: Crap, never mind... late to the party, again :facepalm:
     
  20. May 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  21. May 28, 2024 at 3:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  22. May 28, 2024 at 3:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    :101010:

    Yuhp.... coffee out my nose on that one :fistbump:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Yeah, I haven't been able to enjoy a snickers after a buddy made that assessment.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Huh?
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Some lessons are more expensive than others.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    On god?
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @Green Thunder

    At least he/she/they had the common decency to put it into a barrier instead of slamming into another vehicle. They can have a few respect points for that move :thumbsup:
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Annnnd thanks for ruining Snickers! :annoyed:
     
  30. May 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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