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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Don't be silly. We use cheese spread
     
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  2. May 23, 2024 at 7:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Mustard is the secret ingredient in the In-N-Out grilling process; it's a finite schmear on the patty just prior to it being slapped on the grill (mustard, salt and pepper are the meat's seasonings) :thumbsup:

    If you said, 'hold the 1000 island dressing'... well, I can see why they were offended: It's called 'Spread' :cool:

    Next time just say, 'Hold the spread, and if the Chef would be so gracious as to add extra mustard post searing of the patty', and I'm sure your requests be greeted w/acceptance and carried out w/a smile :thumbsup:
     
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  3. May 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:
     
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  4. May 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Seriously... fuck snakes that swim!!!!!
     
  5. May 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Play with my time, like I'm a playful don...

    My arm comes out da car, window down, like I'm trying to borrow some Grey Poupon

    -Royce- :rasta:
     
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  6. May 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Lady Friend?? Yes... just send her a text a break up first; then you win!!!!!
     
  7. May 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    TLDR, you need to branch out and live a little!
     
  8. May 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Too scary
     
  9. May 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I understand that too
     
  10. May 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The experience and the clerk
     
  11. May 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    You are Kin I never knew existed...:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

    :cheers::cheers:

    Only thing missing from the list is Bambi Venison Jerky :hattip:
     
  12. May 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Yep, McDonalds calls it 'secret sauce' or at least they did back when I ate there.

    Thanks for the heads up, but I don't plan on going back.
    Secret menus and all, I don't need that sh!t...

    17 In-N-Out Secret Menu Items You've Got to Try — Eat This Not That


    [​IMG]
     
  13. May 23, 2024 at 8:25 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Dude, she wants you...
    Don't let her get away..
     
  14. May 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    :bananadead:
     
  15. May 23, 2024 at 8:45 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    130ish miles…4.5 hrs. The first 70 miles took 3 hours. All freeway.

    But, I am here…IMG_4947.jpg IMG_4943.jpg
     
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  16. May 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    enjoy!
     
  17. May 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Pb&J
     
  18. May 23, 2024 at 9:20 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I still struggle with this. Beer is much like bacon. It makes everything better.

    but you paid and left. No number, no small talk no nothing. You gotta get wet sometimes outside of fishing. Believe me, it's a damn fun time.
     
  19. May 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    every damn time I'm on this damn forum....I have to go buy something else.
     
  20. May 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Got her last night. Going to strip wash it, clay, and quick polish today

    IMG_0322.jpg
     
  21. May 24, 2024 at 5:23 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Plastidip those wheels real quick, looks too civilian :thumbsup:
     
  22. May 24, 2024 at 5:46 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I know lol. I want them black

    But this isn’t civilian :smokertransformer:

    IMG_0321.jpg
     
  23. May 24, 2024 at 5:46 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Because why not, right?

    IMG_0324.jpg
     
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  24. May 24, 2024 at 6:15 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    You could use it to pull over hot chicks and search them for anything illegal.
     
  25. May 24, 2024 at 6:31 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    At first I was going to say someone wants to gussy up that stupid ford? But then I put 2&2 together. Still like @NWPirate's idea best. You should just hook your friend up and do it.
     
  26. May 24, 2024 at 7:07 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  27. May 24, 2024 at 7:09 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :eek: $40!?
    Dude, the warehouse at my work passes those out like candy. Free.99
     
  28. May 24, 2024 at 7:14 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  29. May 24, 2024 at 7:24 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I already have a topper to sleep in lol
     
  30. May 24, 2024 at 7:45 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    But does it have enough room when "Ms.Circle K " joins you :notsure::notsure:
     

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