Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I'm not sure. I'm in a windowless bunker. I'll check the cameras.

 

Don't talk about @TaquitoBandito like that.

 

Damn straight.

 

It is the best taste list! Burritos taste better and are easier to eat.

 

Soft tacos are a burrito that someone forgot to roll.

 

I accidentally napped for over an hour at 4 pm so you're welcome to whoever will get the good sleep tonight.

 

Fiercely intense. I went to high school in Nebraska. This is just outside of Lincoln (home of the once mighty Huskers). Tornados are very unpredictable and this shows how you could be 50-100 feet from the building and not get hit. Absolutely devastating. No need to ask why I do not live in Omaha anymore (among many other reasons).

 

well my body is telling me it should be me. But my mind can't wind down. Wide awake looking for some bs to watch...

 

Your posts should provide all the idle entertainment you need with the olde english filter on it. LOL

 

Mid

 

Can't wait for @Tripleconpanna to see my posts today. He already wants me to be British.

 

I'm sure he'll get a giggle out of it.

 

Oh boy...



... someone needs to put their coo-koo back in the clock

 

Dude, you shouldn't be posting pics of your 'desert tortoise'...

BLM and EPA will show up at your house and lock that shit down indefinitely

Highly protected endangered species... jail time and fines up to $50K

 

what? They sell them in pet shops everywhere.

 

Uh.... no; but that other guy actually is

 

https://www.blm.gov/sites/blm.gov/files/documents/Nevada_SNDO_Desert_Tortoise_Fact_Sheet_0.pdf

edit: Don't worry princess, the link is SFW

 

You should try some 'tortoise poppin'.... I would use my non-dominant hand if I was you though

 

From your own article, "princess"

 

And here's the AZ Game and Fish adopting them out as pets. https://www.azfamily.com/video/2023/05/16/take-home-tortoise-arizona-game-fish/

 

And another.

https://youtu.be/lppqH0LilAw

 

that clause only applies to pre-1989 (already in captivity) tortoises... Every tortoise not in captivity or born after said date are deemed property of the state and subject to its jurisdiction We'll just call the ones you can have pre-ban turtles

Kinda like another pre-ban item; about the same time frame I believe

 

aren't you suppose to be working

 

Literally took less than 5 minutes to pull all that together. I get a few 30 minute breaks. It was easy enough.

 

Tacos are stupid.
I get hungry, I need to shove something in my face hole, so it can fall down into my stomach sack so I can not be hungry anymore.
I don't have time to take a bite and have everything fall apart and fall all over my plate and all that nonsense.
Ether wrap that shit up so I can get it eaten without all the drama, or fuk the shell, throw it all loose in a bowl and give me a shovel.