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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 5, 2024 at 10:21 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Ok, time for me to get to bed... I'm exhausted!!!!

    Thanks for the movie suggestions :hattip:
     
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  2. May 5, 2024 at 11:11 AM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Update - I went to the closest dealer and Toyota does not sell the torx screws alone - you must buy the entire rail kit. WHY? These are specific screws not generic. I looked in the classifieds and pure luck - there was a guy selling only the front rail kit so I bought it for $30. Project b ack on track after a needless extra 12 hours.
     
  3. May 5, 2024 at 11:17 AM
    OldGuy03

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    What a pia. Glad you found a solution.
     
  4. May 5, 2024 at 11:25 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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  5. May 5, 2024 at 11:29 AM
    OldGuy03

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    LMAO. It's been years since I've watched these episodes. Makes me want to dig out the dvd set I have with every episode.
     
  6. May 5, 2024 at 11:30 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    You weren’t here for last years April 1st were you?
     
  7. May 5, 2024 at 11:33 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    No, I joined mid April 2023. It was a simple internet search looking for parts when I stumbled into this amazing group created by the mods who run this site.
     
  8. May 5, 2024 at 11:42 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Hahaha. Someone's messing with me and it's actually quite funny.
     
  9. May 5, 2024 at 11:51 AM
    OldGuy03

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    I kept going back to my post and was throughly confused. When I used the edit button the original post was still there. That's some trippy shit you got going on for sure @FrenchToasty
     
  10. May 5, 2024 at 11:59 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    moddeth have fucketh with thou, not thee
     
  11. May 5, 2024 at 12:12 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  12. May 5, 2024 at 12:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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  13. May 5, 2024 at 12:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266

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  15. May 5, 2024 at 12:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I have a dinosaur that lives in my backyard, but mine is smaller and slightly retarded.


    20240505_120038.jpg
     
  18. May 5, 2024 at 12:27 PM
    OldGuy03

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    No matter who's doing it, it's fucking hilarious.
     
  19. May 5, 2024 at 12:29 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I think we got @GODZILLA first and he was losing his mind. :rofl:
     
  20. May 5, 2024 at 12:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  21. May 5, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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    I can only imagine.
     
  22. May 5, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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    That is one big ass toe eater.
     
  23. May 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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    Always impressive what you do to bring back the life to these rigs.
     
  24. May 5, 2024 at 12:54 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Looks like some old foreskin that's been tugged on for 75 years. Get that guy some lotion!
     
  25. May 5, 2024 at 1:07 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I don't know what's worse, @T-Rex266 's constant dad jokes or your newfound love of poetry.
     
  26. May 5, 2024 at 1:28 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I didn’t need that image
     
  27. May 5, 2024 at 1:28 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Are those beasts native or is it a population of released pets?
     
  28. May 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Here's one that I actually wrote in 2020


    Covid Clothes
    For another covid day
    Filled with covid snacks
    Covid walks and covid tracks
    Along the winters covid paths
    I walk alone to get my covid mail
    Covered in covid smells
    And as I take it out of the covid slot
    I remind myself not to touch my face
    in this covid race to covidiocy

    Now they want me to get their shot
    To cover my covid tracks
    And take off my covid mask
    What next is what I ask?

    Covid was just barley a word before
    And it's a lifestyle that
    Affects the rich and poor
    Day in and day out
    Covid is now to blame
    For the entire shipping chain
    Socks, smocks and bike locks
    Are all out of stock because
    Of the covid crock
    Of overflowing shit
    From the pot

    Return to normal is what everyone wants
    But control and suppression is what we got
    From covid to cops to covid shots
    it's all in the covid plot
    We've lost our freedoms and somehow forgot to stand up
    And tell the idiots they ought not do such silly things to us voting underlings

    To keep us in check
    And better yet they best not try
    And continue to lie
    Or else the gun toting red necks will
    Come with civil unrest
    And put this covid test to rest
     
  29. May 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :rofl:Saving that before somebody reports it and mods have to delete it.
     
  30. May 5, 2024 at 1:59 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Reported

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