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  1. May 4, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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    1lowlife

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'd a been pissed.....:mad:
     
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    That sucks.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Yes. I call it Autoincorrect for a reason. Messes up lots of stuff for me, too! :fistbump:
     
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  4. May 4, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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    Someone should invent the alarm sound on your phone to a dog that’s about to throw up. Guarantee it would wake me up, and my ass would jump out of bed quickly on that
     
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    So you like to wake up to gagging.... *unzips*
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Literally lol’d :laugh:
     
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  7. May 4, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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    Tmrw I have a new customers vehicle. Some Mazda. Lets see how clean they keep their
     
    T-Rex266, May 4, 2024
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  8. May 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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    :D:fistbump:
     
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  9. May 4, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Hopefully its a Miata.
     
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  10. May 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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    Can’t imagine this not, not being uncomfortable

    IMG_9282.jpg
     
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  11. May 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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    OldGuy03

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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    must be a 3rd Gen thing.
     
    OldGuy03, May 4, 2024
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  12. May 4, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    You’ll get that with them little engines
     
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  14. May 4, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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    I bought a drink tonight as tribute to those in this thread who aren't allowed to own pistols
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    How is it
     
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    Weak and unarmed... oh, the drink... my bad.
     
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    Mid
     
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  18. May 4, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Went muddin with the mower.
    A lil mower muddin! Ha!
    Anyway, how much?
    KIMG1260.jpg
     
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    Since there’s no interior to clean, that’s an easy one
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    #swamppeople
     
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    Can you imagine how much fun it'd be if somebody made a zero turn ATV? :burnrubber::mudding:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I feel like if I was going to hire you to clean my vehicles, I'd have to pre-clean them first to avoid being judged.
     
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    You’ve apparently never been in a bobcat/skid steer. Yee haw
     
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    Wouldn't work. He's still judging you. I'm not that far away from him really, but I don't have him cleaning mine even though it needs it. You know why.
     
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    I have, and they are kickass, but imagine it with suspension and ground clearance! :headbang:
     
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    Too late, already judged.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I have a welder and a lot of beer, no problem.
     
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