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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 23, 2024 at 8:38 AM
    GODZILLA

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    You never realize how many S's there are in the English language until you are in an online meeting and the presenter splits your ear with a whistle on every S sound. :frusty::annoyed:
     
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    Yes
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    One of my pet peeves, too. There's no way they don't hear that, or have a way to control it. I grew up watching Winnie the Pooh, so every time I hear someone whistle on S's, I think of this:

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  4. Apr 23, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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    WTF....o_O

    No wonder America is going Soft..:devil::devil::devil: These youngsters start hurting in their 20-30's !!! WTF you going to do when things start "Creaking &

    cracking" while you jump outta bed :p:p:p at 60

    What are you going to do when you hit 60ish like me....:monocle:

    Grab that thing called LIFE and "Let it Ride":bikewhoops::bikewhoops::bikewhoops::bikewhoops::burnrubber::burnrubber::burnrubber::burnrubber:
     
  5. Apr 23, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  6. Apr 23, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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    Hopefully I'll be dead by then.
     
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  7. Apr 23, 2024 at 9:11 AM
    snoope

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    Cut it out...o_O

    You Live out there in God's country with a state population less than most major cities....:anonymous:

    Pace yourself and ENJOY what falls into place..:D:D

    My 60-70 hour work weeks are long gone BUT I can now comfortably "Spoil & enjoy" my grandkids....and if I behave for another 30 years , maybe

    great grandbabies'......:bananadance::bananadance::bananadance:

    Creating legacies empowers Generational Families.... doing the small things correctly and excepting what life gives you....:cool::cool:


    Life ; Love it & Live It :hattip:
     
  8. Apr 23, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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    To each their own. I have no kids and not looking to put up with somebody else's BS to start a family this late in life. I'll enjoy the time I have and try to get healthier so I can enjoy it more and for longer, but I have no interest in degrading into a burden or watching all my friends die off and being the only one left.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    All of the above.
     
  10. Apr 23, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmVWFS9j5YU
     
  12. Apr 23, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I don't care what fashion trends do over the years, I'll never think a wide tie looks good.
     
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    I havent worn a tie in many years, and will refuse to at every opportunity.
     
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    Eight guys frantically Googling as they're mubling 'challenge accepted motherfv(k3r' to themselves...


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    You'd wear one for Mila Kunis.
     
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    Absolutely.
     
  17. Apr 23, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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    Me too. :D:fistbump:
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Might take me a week -n- a half, but I will beat yer ass.
     
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    So glad I wasn't taking a drink! Would have snotted it out all over my desk. LMAO
     
  20. Apr 23, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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    Speaking of geriatrics, @Azblue , you've been missing for a while. You all good, bud?
     
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    :tumbleweed:

    Must be nap time for all us old guys.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Present. Just super busy, still covering 2 vacancies at work and dealing with the plumbing on my house. Our lovely governor just announced a hiring freeze, so looking like I'm fucked on the first problem, plumbers coming tomorrow to rip my house apart for a whole system re pipe. :annoyed:
     
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    Oh shit, man. I'm sorry.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yeah, I was going to use another word than lovely to describe our governor, but you know, ban time.
     
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    You're title is making more sense. You moderate yourself so you don't get banned.

    I don't think it's a ban risk to say that politicians suck, so I am with you there.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing but I went out to my research after the morning ‘rush hour’ ended.
     
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    Holy shit! Man I would not like that for sure but sounds like it is needed. Hope it all goes smooth for you
     
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    Guess I better get to know what I can and cannot say. May be getting too comfortable writing
     
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    @T-Rex266 since I fell off the wagon anyway...


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