Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Yeah, tempting fate for sure.

 

I told the property owner that I would take it down for him.....for the cost of renting a boom lift for a weekend. A few years ago that would've been about $600.
No response.
Now it would cost him about $2000 to pay a tree removal place.
Or, whatever the insurance payout if it comes down on someone's shit.

 

Just make sure the local Karen knows about it. She'll make so much noise he'll drop in on her stuff, or maybe even do the Wizard of Oz thing and drop it on her. That'd get rid of two neighbors for you, and that is definitely a win.

 

I might sue him now for mental anguish and emotional trauma.
Just thinking about what could happen if it fell.

 

Go dump some vegetable oil in the aisle at walmart, then walk around and come back to slip in it, too. Really pad that retirement.

 

I prefer olive oil for slip n falls

 

Speaking of your allergies, what was the verdict from your testing?

 

Speaking of oil, I used 0w30 this time.
Designed for European cars.
My shit is fancy now.
No more of that cheap hillbilly Walmart oil.

 

IQ test?
Came back negative.

 

He's smarter than I am.

 

Do they even still use penicillin?

 

I honestly had no idea. I haven't heard of anyone taking or being prescribed penicillin in what must be 40 yrs.
I just assumed everything was synthetic or made from something else now.
No reason, just an assumption.

 

Ribs on the top rack

Time for a new grill but the ones I used to get for a buck fiddy are now 4 bills plus

 

I'm going to pick one up on a Memorial day sale. I tossed my old one when I got the Blackstone but it would be nice to have the BBQ for quick things

 

No! Wtf..

 

Haha… I am going to unload my Weber soon. Will never use that thing again…

 

Lol, it's mostly for my wife. She's not a fan of the BS yet

 

We bought a new grill a few years ago. I always had a little table top job and my wife had an old crappy hand-me down. She said she was sick of junk and wanted a nice one. Since she actually grills more than I do, I said fine, pick what you like.
$800!!!
It's a decent Weber grill, but nothing special. Just a typical backyard propane grill with a side burner.
$800?!?!

 

Yeah, and if that was a few years ago, tack a couple hundred more onto that price and drop the quality a few notches. That's today's market.

 

One hell of an STD

https://www.wcvb.com/article/fungus-could-transform-emerging-cicadas-into-zombie-cicadas/60511200

 

I grill a lot at least 3 times a week year round. I picked up a top of the line Weber about 20 yrs ago for about the same price, it lasted 2 yrs before I had to start replacing parts on it, did that for a couple more years at a minimum of a $100 every time it needed something. I hated working on it so I just started buying a new cheap one on sale every year or so for $100-$150. Now the cheap ones are $250+

Exactly this you can barely touch a Weber for $800 now, hell their cheap charcoal kettle grills are $250 now

 

Just get a Napoleon. 2K +/-. But lifetime warrenty on the important parts, burners, grates dirp plates and 15 year on everything else.

 

Went to the Virginia International Tattoo this afternoon. Great show.

 

After all of this reading I am thinking, not sure but thinking that this is just NOT possible on a Tundra. Everyone knows there is a major flaw in the design… but my last few oil changes in the Tundra and 4Runner was the same. How can this be? Did we get lucky with the only Tundras’s that dodged the design flaw?

 

I think it just means a tree will fall on me