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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yep, either works for me.
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Both. Can I have both?
     
  3. Apr 7, 2024 at 6:32 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :laugh:
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Tequila may not fix your life.

    But it's worth a shot.
     
  5. Apr 7, 2024 at 6:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Within about 6 months probably....
     
  6. Apr 7, 2024 at 7:52 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    What kind of tree can you fit in your hand?

    A palm tree.
     
  7. Apr 7, 2024 at 7:53 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    All redhead lovers, check this out! (Safe For Work...ish)
     
  8. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:01 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Would
     
  9. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:01 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    People, stop laughing at the dad jokes.
    You're making it worse.
     
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  10. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:02 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'd hit it......

    With my truck.
     
  11. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

    Eclipse it.
     
  12. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Not a fan of her makeup?
     
  13. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:42 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Nah, had my fill of crazy bitches.
    I'm lookin to go regular next time.
     
  14. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I have a joke about chemistry. But I don't think it will get a good reaction.
     
  15. Apr 7, 2024 at 8:49 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I like redheads, but there's way to much make up. Could easily be Quasimodo under there. Same goes for the costumes. Could easily be hiding a penis.
     
  16. Apr 7, 2024 at 9:22 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    We need to find out





























    for science
     
  18. Apr 7, 2024 at 9:38 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    @Tripleconpanna would be our local expert on the subject, right?
     
  19. Apr 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Can't believe you didn't tag @APalmTree for that one.
     
  20. Apr 7, 2024 at 10:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's a chick... fairly nice rack; no penis spotted; kind of a bland appearance w/o make-up; but, definitely fuckin' crazy!!!!
     
  21. Apr 7, 2024 at 11:23 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    thorough report. And accurate.
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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  23. Apr 8, 2024 at 5:17 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    What did the bitchy sausage wife say to her lazy sausage husband?





    You're the wurst.
     
  24. Apr 8, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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    My wife just confessed that she broke my favorite lamp.

    I don't think l'll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.
     
  25. Apr 8, 2024 at 6:37 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I forgot to get an accurate count before I started mass deleting but it was around 850 emails total this morning.

    After I declined all the meetings and deleted the automatic emails I get daily and cleaned up the other junk like that, I was down to 292 emails I had to at least read, if not do something about.

    Plus 30 notifications in Microsoft Teams.
     
  26. Apr 8, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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    Office work sucks.
     
  27. Apr 8, 2024 at 7:15 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Fucking kill me.
    How much time were you off?
     
  28. Apr 8, 2024 at 8:14 AM
    APalmTree

    APalmTree Sometimes helpful

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    A few... Definitely more than 2
    (palm) tree.jpg :wave:
     
  29. Apr 8, 2024 at 10:07 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    When I'm president, I'm going to ban it.
     
  30. Apr 8, 2024 at 10:21 AM
    Outbound

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    Good. #FuckMicrosoftTeams
     

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