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  1. Apr 6, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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    Ahh yes, I've heard about that. My wife would have guessed that one.
     
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    Okay, we need a new law. Adding more salt and pepper to the seasonings and calling it "Spicy!" should be outlawed.

    I'm looking at you Jimmy Dean.
     
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    This is your new typical spring weather moving here from az. Lots of warm days mixed with snowpack contributors. As a river runner, I look as these disheartening events as beneficial to our rivers and wildfire danger.


    Congratulations!
     
    OldGuy03, Apr 6, 2024
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    Tulips + Whidbey Island! Well played sir
     
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    Well done buddy! Keep it going
     
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    Good, keep the "Looney-toons" the F@c& off my roads....:burnrubber:

    Riva' getting his "Once over" at the Vet's Monday AM & I am probably going for an MRI.....F@c&, F@C&,F@C&

    Bodies should be able to do what the brain ask :annoyed:, If I could move it in my 30's why the F@C& not in my 60's :argue::argue:

    Nothing on X-ray BUT Doctor wants MORE :rolleyes:....
     
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    My commute to work today. Spring time in Wyoming.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Super windy here. I’m sure it’s worse for you
     
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    It's windy, so the snow is all horizontal, but I wouldn't say super windy. You guys get plenty of weather that is worse than mine down there. Hail especially.
     
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    Dad, can you tell me what the solar eclipse is?

    No sun
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    Pretty sure "hot takes" have been replaced by "sobriety induced dad jokes" and the title should be amended. :D
     
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    Ya maybe we’ll update it if the group decides. Funny, I’ve been telling my friends lately that all of these random texts and jokes they get is just the sober me lol
     
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    :hattip::fistbump:
     
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    It's good times for sure!
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'm actually thinking of starting drinking.
     
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    Hmm...noted.
     
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    I had my first martini while making dinner...now for the 2nd while dinner cooks.
     
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    I’ll allow it
     
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    This little RHD Subaru van :rofl:
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    Go pick it up, put it in your pocket and bring it home.
     
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