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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 5, 2024 at 8:55 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Sleep issues will ruin your life.
    Other issues that I recommend avoiding because they will ruin your life:
    Teeth issues
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    Wife issues
     
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  2. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You forgot about 'Stress'; stress will ruin your life...
     
  3. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:10 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    last min date night

     
  4. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Time for some fun...

    3
     
  5. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:11 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Back problems too..

    This list is getting longer and longer :monocle:
     
  6. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hell yeah! Love Matt Rife
     
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  7. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:19 PM
    GODZILLA

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    That last one is a doozy.
     
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  8. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:

    The last one is the least of my issues :woot:
     
  9. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
    GODZILLA

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    What little of his non crowd work stuff I've seen wasn't really for me, but I 1000% support how he handled the cancel mob and the criticism. Dude is based for that.
     
  10. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:22 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, I don't love it all but that made me a bigger fan
     
  11. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:22 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    How I imagine it plays out in your house.

     
  12. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:
    Pretty much!
     
  13. Apr 5, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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    Wonder if this is how @Outbound met his woman?

     
  14. Apr 5, 2024 at 11:35 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    What days are the strongest?

    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.
     
  15. Apr 6, 2024 at 2:15 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Damn… could not sleep again with the hand. Woke up and it is snowing
     
  16. Apr 6, 2024 at 2:20 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Good morning, or at least I hope it improves. I don't mean to pry, and I apologize if you've shared and I've missed it or forgotten, but what is happening with your hand?
     
  17. Apr 6, 2024 at 2:30 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    No problem, I don’t post too much in here because I get pretty busy. I have impingement between C6-C7 and is causing nerve pain down to my ring and middle finger. Been since Dec 19th, April 15th is surgery. Just buying time to get to surgery
     
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  18. Apr 6, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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    Damn, that sucks. You're almost there! Nerve pain is a bitch, so I understand not being able to sleep. I hope the surgery goes well and you make a full recovery, because that kind of shit suuuuuucks.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:
     
  20. Apr 6, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    The Woman is only 1" taller than me. That's how met my highscool girlfriend though. She was 6'2" in heels, Czech and gorgeous pillows right at eye level.
     
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    Got some snow in Pagosa last nightIMG_6643.jpg
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Pics.. or it didn't happen :boink:
     
  23. Apr 6, 2024 at 7:20 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I got 99 problems and a truck that doesn't sound like a V8 ain't one of 'em.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    His first opener, Alex Curdeau was fucking fantastic and had me LOL. It’s hard to make me laugh most times, but this guy was great.
    Matt was more impressive with the audience as u never know what reply you’ll get so it’s on the fly. He definitely had some funny parts, but his interaction with the audience was better.
    He made it clear no videos / photos last night, but some didn’t listen and got the boot. I get why (some will clip the video to make Matt look bad…and then he’s gonna have to be on GMA trying to explain it lol)
     
  25. Apr 6, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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    That was almost 20 years ago. I don't have pics from back then anymore. Lol. You'll just have to take my word for it.
     
  26. Apr 6, 2024 at 8:18 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Thought I left high school satisfied, but that's just another line item on the "If I could do it again" list.
     
  27. Apr 6, 2024 at 8:19 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    POV I am tying my shoes when my sister's dog is around
    20240406_101623.jpg
     
  28. Apr 6, 2024 at 8:20 AM
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    All Toyota had to do was search the Ford forums for the first gen eco boost and they'd have seen a lot of people hated the fake sound. I turned it off on my 2016 and it was great. A quiet cab...which no one does better than Ford...and I could finally hear the turbo whistle (I little bit).
     
  29. Apr 6, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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    Is that the "Hurry up; we're going on a walk" look or "If those creatures on your feet growl I'll kill 'em for you" look?
     
  30. Apr 6, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Both good guesses but actually it's the, "What is this personal space thing you speak of? I have never heard of such a thing."
     

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