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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 30, 2024 at 7:41 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Virginity doesn't sound so bad right now, does it? LOL
     
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    Poached aborted chickens covered in hollandaise sauce from caged cows with smoked salmon that Orcas wanted to eat
     
  3. Mar 30, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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    Bait
     
  4. Mar 30, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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    Yep! Wife discovered the vinegar technique for poaching eggs and they turned out great.
     
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    Look and sound amazing :drool:
     
  6. Mar 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yes. Yes it does :laugh:
     
  7. Mar 30, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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    I need to visit 3 stores today to get started on a long day of chores. One opens at 8, the other at 9 and the 3rd at 10...
     
  8. Mar 30, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Good luck at Costco! :thumbsup:
     
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    CodyP Such a n00b

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    Best time for Costco is 730-8pm weeknights….
     
  10. Mar 30, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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    Exactly. Take ur date (who’s an adult!) there or Olive Garden?
     
  11. Mar 30, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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    I have a Tahoe to detail. Hopefully they keep it nice’ish inside.
     
  12. Mar 30, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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    I've been meaning to ask what you use for a vac
     
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    Really depends, but my go to is my wall mounted one
     
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    Never Costco on a weekend!
     
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    Applebee’s for date night.
     
  16. Mar 30, 2024 at 9:39 AM
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    Lol, if I have to hit Costco on Saturday it's at 10 when they open
     
  17. Mar 30, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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    The day is looking up.

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    How you cooking them? :bananadead:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's the best time for any grocery store.
     
  20. Mar 30, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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    Salted. Then frying pan with butter.
     
  21. Mar 30, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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    My wife apparently loves Olive Garden almost as much as the Old Spaghetti Factory. :rofl:
     
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    I keep trying to get my wife to understand this
    We have to grocery shop for my mil and an elderly man that was good friends my fil I've come to find that middle aged house wives are the rudest people on earth
     
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    There’s something about paying a lot of money for something I can make at home that turns me off to both of those restaurants.
     
  24. Mar 30, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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    I don't have that struggle.... because I can't cook. :rofl:
     
  25. Mar 30, 2024 at 11:49 AM
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    There should be a law that old people are only allowed out during the day on weekdays (and not during rush hour) so the rest of us can actually get stuff done evenings and weekends.
     
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    That's the appeal: they're relatively cheap.
     
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    I honestly would struggle going back to a Mon - Fri work schedule. They offered to shift our travel days to Tues or Wed so we'd have a weekend as part of our week off at home. My whole team shot that down in about 3 seconds flat. Weekends suck. Everywhere is closed or busy. I like to do our grocery, fuel and Costco runs at 0900 on Tuesdays.
     
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    Since my wife's parents retired, the only place they'll go on weekends is for a walk around their neighborhood.
     
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    Yep, that would pretty much be it for me too.
     

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