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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :rofl::fistbump::cheers::drunk:

    I'm buzzing hard pay no attention to the drunk guy :rofl:
     
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    You need a good Dad joke, and extra points for a pic of tonight's dinner, preferably a burger or some other yummy meat equivalent. :cheers:
     
  4. Mar 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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  5. Mar 29, 2024 at 7:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Tonight's dinner will be provided by Door Dash, pics later
     
  6. Mar 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ravioli by definition is a 'pasta', and a pop tart is not pasta...
     
  7. Mar 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    can be cheese, meat or a combination of the 2
     
  8. Mar 29, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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    Racist.
     
  9. Mar 29, 2024 at 7:51 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Is darkness its own thing, or is it simply the absence of light???
     
  10. Mar 29, 2024 at 8:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    What does that mean? She (the model) is able to jerk me off with either hand?
     
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    Azblue

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    That would be cool
     
  12. Mar 29, 2024 at 8:15 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Hell yes!
     
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    It all depends on what side the moss grows on a tree.
     
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    Yes
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Nobody has come up with a response if Chuck E Cheese is a restaurant
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Is that a real question?

    Is it a joke?

    Is it a Dad joke?

    Asking if a pedophile puke factory is a restaurant is too complicated for a Friday question.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Breakfast for dinner is the bestIMG_4783.jpg
     
  18. Mar 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    TL;DR
     
  19. Mar 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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    Solid
     
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    Are those boiled baby birds covered in a cream sauce? I don't understand this fancy food thing.
     
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    What's that red shit?
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Looks good! Homemade?
     
  23. Mar 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Deliciousness! Or bait, as you call it :laugh:
     
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    My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me.
    After 3 years, when we seperated, she returned exactly $100.

    I lost interest in that relationship.
     
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    Why wouldn't it be?
     
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    I don't want to be awake.
     
  27. Mar 30, 2024 at 6:33 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Har har....
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Taking Manny this afternoon to see in XD 3D.............
    [​IMG]
     
  29. Mar 30, 2024 at 7:21 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  30. Mar 30, 2024 at 7:32 AM
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    The twins woke up at 3:45. After I fed them, the one guy couldn't get back to sleep until 5. Then it took me another 45 minutes to fall asleep. Then I kept waking up out of the same dream every 20 minutes for no reason. Then the toddler was up at 7.
     

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