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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Forge are supposed to have the same power as the HD 12s but I wonder about real life experience. See https://toolguyd.com/milwaukee-m18-battery-guide/
     
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    I was a teachers aid for the same teacher but for a couple of years. He had me grade his students assignments, and his teacher buddy (which was also a teacher of mine) he would just give me the keys to his car (Honda accord) to go get him and myself Jamba Juice lol.
     
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  5. Mar 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    I read this and thought you were talking about cougars


    (she was 38 - I’m 47)
     
  6. Mar 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    T-Rex266

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    Authorities have confirmed…

    …the man who fell from the nightclub roof was NOT a bouncer.
     
  9. Mar 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    This right here explains why you are such a fine example of a modern man :thumbsup:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:
     
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :itllbuffout:
     
  12. Mar 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Well, let's not get too carried away now.
     
  13. Mar 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    People say I got a drinkin' problem, but I got no problem drinkin' at all....:cheers:

    Last free night of vacation...:D
    Back to the grind Monday morning....:eek2:
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'll second the NO here.


    These two kinda tie together.

    They were also called gates classes at our school district. I didn't take quite as much as you but did take woodworking, and auto body. I was young and didn't realize how impactful these were to me. Wish I would've take more advantage of these programs.

    You may ask how do they tie together? Bear with me as this is a very generalized blanket statement but does account for a lot of the lack of input youth give towards society because of the lack of input our school system gives them. And I won't get political but I will say that school boards, who are not educators, make decisions on what is important in a youths education. After many years of getting away from learning as the goal and worrying more about the new "important hot button issues/topics" we have raised our youth to focus on things that don't help them. And now we have a society of youth who are fragile with the highest rates of suicide we have ever seen. Is it because we gave them no skill set other than worrying about who follows them on any social platform? If so, it makes sense that this generalized slippery slope then ends in people eating people. Furthermore, my point is exacerbated by the fact that someone sat there and actually recorded this incident, instead of actually helping a fellow community member. Yeah we're fucked.

    guess I'll crack another beer...
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Even if I was able to score with a cougar at that young age. I'm guessing that she wouldn't have been impressed with my 2 pumps. :anonymous:
     
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    What do you get when a huge stack of toilet paper rolls falls on you in the supermarket?

    Soft tissue damage.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :smack:
     
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    What kind of shitwit let's a 19 year old drive a Porsche?! :facepalm:

    That might be my favorite that you've ever posted. :bananadead:
     
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    Walked out the door to come to work and saw this bullshit. It was super crusty from the wind blasting it on there. Delayed me a solid 10 minutes to scrape and defrost the lights and windows

    20240324_052809.jpg
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    You have quite a dad-a-base of jokes there, sir.
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    :anonymous:When I was in high school my father had his midlife crisis and bought a first gen Acura NSX. I got to take it out occasionally, usually after he’d had a few drinks on a Friday night.

    Some ass hat in a 4Runner tried to keep up with me once.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    So it requires poor judgement, whether from being a shitwit or being under the influence.



    You have any pics of the NSX? :)
     
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    I returned it every time without a scratch. But I raped the fuck out of that engine.

    No pics of the actual car, but this is it….1990 red first gen.IMG_4770.jpg
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hell yeah :cool:
     
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    That's a sweet ride to lean how to run through gears. That was a manual right?
     
  30. Mar 24, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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    Yep. My first car was a manual, as was my father’s daily driver. So I didn’t learn on the NSX. But Honda manuals have always been next level and the NSX was brilliant.

    Sure wish I knew about heel-toe back then…
     

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