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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 27, 2024 at 1:32 PM
    bflooks

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    I wasn't tracking that thread, but now I'll have to. I was struggling last year in my Journey 1.0 attempt. I could drink like a fish and maintain. Eat a healthy meal and appropriate portion? Nope. Immediately up in weight. Stop eating, back down to my "drinking weight". We've all seen the fads, heard the talks, remember the pyramid and exercise counts being drilled into our heads. Nobody knows your body, your means, your lifestyle like you. Find your headspace and look for small wins along the way.
     
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    Yup. Health is a very individual thing. We all have to find what works for us.
     
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  3. Feb 27, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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    This is not a political story, so please don't have that lens on when reading it. Except for the fact one of our major roadways has holes in the roads, on bridges, I'm still trying to wrap my cranium around this entire entire thing. "Really?" is all that keep coming to mind. What small talk does one make? "Nice jewelry. That designer or something?"

    https://www.wcvb.com/article/prison...uth-waltham-massachusetts-1709066164/46995552
     
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    I found these today. Anybody had them before?
    IMG_4752.jpg
    They are pretty good for an Oreo
     
  5. Feb 27, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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    I have not. I like the oreo thins and the peanut butter ones, but have had to give all that sugary goodness up. I have no self control when it's cookies and such.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Last year some time, someone with a tall load on a trailer (I think it might have been an excavator) drove into an overpass where two of our busiest freeways intersect. I think it might have been a Wednesday or Thursday so they "temporarily" closed one of the two eastbound lanes on the overpass until they could get an engineer out to inspect it "the next week". I'm not even sure how many months later and all they've done there is replace the pylons with a permanent barricade and put up some signs letting folks know they have to merge and slow down ahead. :mad:
     
  7. Feb 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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    Are the Oreo crystals as addicting as the Street crystal?
     
  8. Feb 27, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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    That sounds like Providence, RI
     
  9. Feb 27, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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    Pretty close :rofl:
     
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    My son accidentally hit his toe on the end of the table, and as he was hopping around, in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him “do you want me to call……















    a TOE truck?”
     
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    See, I don't know if that really happened or if you're just down the rabbit hole of dad jokes. :confused:
     
  12. Feb 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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    Legit. I read the start and was waiting for a story about the E.R.
     
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    Yup. Those and the weightlifting ones where their knees bend the wrong way. So hard to watch. Can't do it.
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

    You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes.
     
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    Reported
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Showed that one to my wife and she laughed until she fell on the floor.
     
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    A construction worker walks into a bar carrying a slab of asphalt. The bartender asks, “What can I get for you?”

    The construction worker says: “One beer for me, and one for the road.”
     
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    I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet.

    I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck!
     
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    What do you call three Fords in the driveway?

    A Ford Fiesta
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm the same way, I can handle a lot of shit but I instinctively turn away with those injuries. Assuming his leg snapped like a toothpick, cuz I didn't watch it. :laugh:
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Any of those fail videos I don't care to see. It's kind of stupid to revel in others' pain. And a lot of them could have been me at a younger age.
     
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    He throws a kick that is blocked and snaps his lower leg. That's not the bad part.

    He doesn't know it's broken and tries to stand on it.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :angrygirl: :censored: :facepalm: :help: :smack::smack::smack:
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Dude got straight Joe Theismann'd

    https://youtu.be/JXx7NtCspDE
     
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    You missed one:anonymous:
     
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