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  1. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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    Forget your fork, eh?
     
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  2. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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    Nah. It’s my bff’s house. I can help myself :cool:
     
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  3. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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    Some bff. Come online and start shit talking their wings. :eek:

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  4. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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    He knows I’m a burger guy at heart
     
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  5. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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    So, since you skipped the wings did you get your 5 Guys on instead?
     
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  6. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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    No. They close early on Sundays and I didn’t want to order 5G in front of everyone
     
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  7. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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    Ah. Fasting then?
     
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    I ate 5 meals before coming over lol. I’ll eat some cookies when we go back home with M&M’s
     
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  9. Feb 11, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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    Fat ass. :rofl:
     
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  10. Feb 11, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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    Gotta get my free meal in :D
     
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  11. Feb 11, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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    I only say that because I am a fat ass and you are not. Were you truly struggling, I wouldn't be such a dick. However, you are not struggling in the fitness department so I can be :jellydance: if I want. :D
     
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    Oh I did not take any offense to that. I caught the joke
     
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    Speaking of fitness; I’m taking a week off the gym. Left shoulder is nagging, and I had a small right hamstring injury two weeks ago, and now this cold. I believe my body is telling me to stop pushing it. I haven’t taken a week off since summer of 2021. It’ll give me the ability to sleep in some as well.
     
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  14. Feb 11, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rant:

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure that's not on your BBC diet :boink:
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ooops...

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    3 weeks later

    [​IMG]
     
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    I guess we know what you want for dinner, huh?
     
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    lol these 10 days (been off since Friday) are going to be a mind fuck as it is
     
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Take the weight/strength training easy, but keep up on the cardio. Good cardio makes everything easier.
     
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    Me telling 5G to extend their hours

    IMG_9129.png
     
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    Nah just steps. Taking off the cardio too. I dieted for six months and pulled back cardio on this rebound. I was at 6x 40mins plus two days of 10 min stairs
     
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    Oh hell, I just meant not completely abandoning it. Toss some jump rope in once in a while is all. Don't go all hard on a schedule for it.
     
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    Algright, so whatever the family had the other week, do not have what I have. This has been at least a week and I can still blow out pastrami sammiches, itchy throat, etc. Must be that new respiratory virus
     
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