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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    The greater Tucson area is around 1,000,000 people, yet we only have 3 Costcos. And of those 3, only 1 is on the east/north side of town, which is, well, more economically able to afford shopping at Costco. Add all of that up and it = a major cluster fuck regardless of when you go. I won't even take my truck because it's easier to squeeze into a spot (when you can find one) in the wife's car, even with my handicapped permit.
     
  2. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    We usually take the wife's little bronco thing when we go shopping.
    She has a handicap plate because half her spine and neck are fused.
    I usually drive and the funny part is she acts and walks like she's still 20 yrs old and I act and walk like I'm 80.
     
  3. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:44 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Our daughter is having a lot of knee issues, and the doc gave her a note for a temp handicap placard..the wife will take that at times so she can get a damn spot at Costco as well. Morally not the right thing to do, but not spending 20 mins looking for a spot where someone will ding ur shit …
     
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  4. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I wonder if I could get a handicap tag for my mental problems
     
  5. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:49 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ha
    I’m waiting for Adam to chime in and go off about his opinion on it

    :stirthepot:
     
  6. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Chime in about your wife's illegal use of the parking permit or about Ron being fucked in the head?
     
  7. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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    Booo. I don't like this game anymore!
     
  8. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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    Yes
     
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  9. Feb 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I'm good.
     
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  10. Feb 6, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Only have 3 Costcos. Hmm. *Opens google maps* 2.5 hours one way lol
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    At least you didn't decide to go on a weekend.
     
  15. Feb 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    I often go to the self checkout even if I have more than the limit of 25 items because it's better than standing in line behind 45 people or dealing with the cashier in her 80s.
     
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    You're clearly a terrible person
     
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    Aren't we all?
     
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    That is a cheap run for me and I go every two weeks.

    I have never understood the people that go to costco for a few things. Braving the parking, crowds and general chaos is worth it to save $5? Our costco installed those shelf-check stations last year and now the two-item shoppers are increasing. Think those are the pricks that just abandon their cart in the middle of the aisle…
     
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    Lol

    Sleep deprived. I am not responsible for my actions.
     
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    Why do some people seem to linger around the bathrooms and want to talk to you when you are headed in?

    Listen you muppet…you know where I am going and why. You are a sick sadistic mofo for trying to stop me.
     
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    This cold is now feeling like the damn flu. Feel warm, but temp is normal.
     
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    Boo! I woke up with a scratchy throat today and now pounding the vitamin C.
     
  28. Feb 7, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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    Definitely making its rounds. Scratchy/sore throat here as well
     
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