Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

My buddy, who happens to have cancer, sent me this. Don't click if you can't laugh at cancer jokes.

Spoiler: Cancer joke

 

6pm to 2am???

 

That's not what he thinks. They didn't specify, and he's going on swing shift.














Forever.

 

Man. Why you gotta make me feel old?

 

Lmao. Apparently images in spoilers still show up in the thumbnail. Wonder how many will click on it. LOL

 

I think I'm older than you, but way less mature/grown up.

 

Three...

 

I laughed so hard at that I started coughing...dude.

 

Funny how on paper you know nothing you do (outside of dropping a deuce on the factory floor) will change the outcome, but I think we all have life experiences where when we comm something ahead of time the universe says FukU.

Hope you get that shift...that's what I used to work and it's pretty nice once you get into the early morning routine.

 

VHS tape rewinder.

 

I just realized I'm freaking old.

 

And can't follow directions.

 

Technically I didn't say it, I posted it. That's what the directions said.

 

I've posted this pic before, but I had pretty much this exact setup in a Chevelle SS I owned in my youth minus the goofy gas pedal. It makes me feel really old, but in a great way.

 

Out of curiosity, what do you have on the floor that you drive up on behind the blue car? When I worked at Hunter Engineering we had a brake tester that resembled that

 

Looks like tge small lifts some tire places have. Lifts enough to let you remove all the tires.

 

Do you even lift, bro?