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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 5, 2024 at 3:08 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My hernia precludes me from that one. :anonymous:
     
  2. Jan 5, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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    Welp, you're zombie bait then. :devil:
     
  3. Jan 5, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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    If they do not want to drive one now , do you really want to have that "Fight" :confused::eek:o_O

    Con is self taught on 4x4 including locking hubs :cool: and has driven my 2-stick Mack's so me trying to "Sell her" on driving a standard in todays

    world....I like my "Balls" hanging . not on display in the pantry.. :hattip:
     
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  4. Jan 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
    Outbound

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    No, it's not worth the battle. I've taught her to shoot, fish and camp. She's perfectly capable of driving my truck and willing to learn how to back the boat trailer down the launch. Driving manual though is where she draws the line.
     
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  5. Jan 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Did a few launches in launch control
    Disabled traction a few times in the rain on straight roads. Fun!
     
  6. Jan 5, 2024 at 6:52 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nice phone number. :laugh:
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  7. Jan 5, 2024 at 7:47 PM
    T-Rex266

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  8. Jan 5, 2024 at 8:00 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I don't get it :notsure:
     
  9. Jan 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I didn't either till I looked it up, for the love of God, don't Google it.
     
  10. Jan 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl::rofl:
    Do it
     
  11. Jan 5, 2024 at 8:26 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You can blame Larry's generation for that BS!
     
  12. Jan 5, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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    I thought it might be something like scissoring which is totally acceptable and pretty hot, but this is not that!
     
  13. Jan 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No... you explain it to me :boink:
     
  14. Jan 5, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    While playing cribbage, pegging is how you keep track of the score.
    If the google has something else, I'm not going to look for it.
    Cribbage.jpg
     
  15. Jan 5, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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    Good answer.
    I’ve played a game or 1000 of cribbage in my life.
     
  16. Jan 5, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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    New challenge unlocked. Took on the final boss tonight.
    Sat at the bar with my wife (my idea). Had her order a drink (I picked out her whiskey for her old fashion….Bulleit) and drank my diet cokes. Survived….and even better, only a slight “want” while sitting in front of my favorite draft beer (VoodDoo Ranger Hazy Juice). Its been just about 8 months since I’ve sat at a bar.
     
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    Good work!
     
  18. Jan 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I laughed myself right into a coughing fit. This was hilarious. :rofl:
     
  19. Jan 6, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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    Well done! Proud of you conquering this! Always remember, if it gets to be too tempting then you may be standing too close to the fire. There's no shame in avoiding it vs testing yourself.
    Props to your resolve and commitment, Sean!
     
  20. Jan 6, 2024 at 1:15 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sorry :D

    that especially sucks when you're trying to get over feeling sick... seems like you're doing quite a bit better though!?!??
     
  21. Jan 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well said :thumbsup:

    This is soooo true when dealing w/compulsions; especially for those of us who lean toward addictive/compulsive tenancies :D
     
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    I'm on the mend, but still only feel about 80% at my peak. Doc said this cough is likely to stick around for 4-6 weeks after the fever stage. I'm just pleased to be starting to feel like I'm conscious some of the day. The heavy fever days were a bit of a blur and I was in a half aware state most of the time I was awake.
     
  23. Jan 6, 2024 at 5:11 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nope! I don't want to ruin your innocence :D
    I love cribbage, smart move. :fistbump:
     
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    I need to get a nice cribbage board. The Woman and I dabble with the game and enjoy it
     
  25. Jan 6, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I don't think there are many sportsball fans here, though. I also have no one to play with until the kids are old enough.

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    Can’t teach your wife to play it?
     
  27. Jan 6, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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    He's afraid she'll want to start pegging.
     
  28. Jan 6, 2024 at 9:18 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    She hates it.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :nuclear:

    :crapstorm:

    :rofl:
     
  30. Jan 6, 2024 at 10:42 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Butt how do you feel about it??? (playing 'cribbage') :D
     

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