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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 22, 2023 at 2:41 PM
    EC1

    EC1 Ask about our BumperShellz Vendor

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    GREAT! I'll make this easy... I'll have whatever he usually gets.
     
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  2. Dec 22, 2023 at 2:43 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yassss. Double meat those!
     
  3. Dec 22, 2023 at 3:06 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Don't forget to get the T-Rex special; double meat, double cheese with soggy, molested buns. :laugh:
     
  4. Dec 22, 2023 at 3:10 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    is your last name Van Winkle?
     
  5. Dec 22, 2023 at 3:50 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I think a Michigan trip is in order for my vacation. Perhaps I can capture one of those "beauty where I woke up" pictures that people take out the back of their topper or out the door of their rooftop tent :D I'm doing my best to take advantage of this unusually warm and snowless winter. Last year this time there were big snow banks
     
  6. Dec 22, 2023 at 4:01 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes
     
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  7. Dec 22, 2023 at 4:14 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    She van my winkle till I pappy
     
  8. Dec 22, 2023 at 4:23 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Early Christmas to you then.
     
  9. Dec 22, 2023 at 4:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It's just hypothetical
     
  10. Dec 22, 2023 at 4:38 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Wife and I are making cookies for the gym employees and a couple of friends. She was licking her fingers. I made her stop that madness.
     
  11. Dec 22, 2023 at 4:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Maybe she was trying to seduce you, you prude.
     
  12. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:01 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Started drinking again I see.
     
  13. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    She wanted that winkle?
     
  14. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:07 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I think the air is considered a solid tonight. Extremely foggy and wet.
    20231222_183838~2.jpg
     
  15. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:13 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    If that was the case, she’ll come straight over and grab my dick. She’s not shy about that.
     
  16. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:30 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My wife does that too
     
  17. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:32 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ah, Ms. Righty.
     
  18. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Wow, did you just assume her handedness in the year 2023, almost 2024?!
     
  19. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:37 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Sláinte to all the great folks that hang out here. :fistbump:

    IMG_2425.jpg IMG_2430.jpg
     
  20. Dec 22, 2023 at 5:38 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
  21. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:06 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Sorry, them palmies
     
  22. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:41 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    What kind of cookies? And please don't tell us they're Gluten free fish cookies. :boink:
     
  23. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Bark (Xmas style)
    Coconut
    Peruvian
    Oreo cake pops
     
  24. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I was thinking the girl w/her leg up was the friend :laugh:
     
  25. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You have my address; send cookies now... it's the only way my captors will release me :cookiemonster:
     
  26. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:55 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I won’t eat any until Xmas eve, and I’m holding out.
     
  27. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:59 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    What are bark cookies?
     
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  28. Dec 22, 2023 at 6:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Merry Christmas from your favorite heathen!:cheers:
     
  29. Dec 22, 2023 at 7:07 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ll post later when they’re done but similar

    IMG_2860.jpg
     
  30. Dec 22, 2023 at 7:13 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    It's legalized crack, prepare yourself now @TILLY
     

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