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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:08 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You're never alone w/a dog :thumbsup:
     
  2. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:09 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Not cool for sure.
     
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  3. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:12 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Nope, but the past is the past. Who knows, maybe I'll meet a good one someday. I love women, many are amazing and great, but the trust is broken and I'm not putting in more work to fix it, again. That'll be on her, if she's out there and decides she wants a fixer upper. LOL
     
  4. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:29 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Here's one before we had cellphones. Was seeing this girl for maybe 6 Month's and everything was fine but she was super jealous for no reason. Her girlfriend told her she thought she saw me with another woman with no evidence. This chick crawled though my shitty apartment window in the middle of the night to find me alone, but got into bed and pretended nothing was wrong when we woke up the next morning. :boink:
     
  5. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:41 PM
    GODZILLA

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. Dec 15, 2023 at 4:57 AM
    GODZILLA

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  7. Dec 15, 2023 at 5:01 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  8. Dec 15, 2023 at 5:06 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Maybe you'll luck out and it'll be something like this.

     
  9. Dec 15, 2023 at 5:17 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes, that would be awesome
     
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  10. Dec 15, 2023 at 5:38 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Bitches be trippin
     
  11. Dec 15, 2023 at 6:08 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Good night, Everybody.
     
  12. Dec 15, 2023 at 7:02 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  13. Dec 15, 2023 at 8:00 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    :hattip:
     
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  14. Dec 15, 2023 at 8:44 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    You guys will be happy to know when sad but true comes on, I no longer skip it every time, only sometimes
     
  15. Dec 15, 2023 at 8:56 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
     
  16. Dec 15, 2023 at 9:34 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household.
     
  17. Dec 15, 2023 at 9:53 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Send me gifts

    No penis shower books
     
  18. Dec 15, 2023 at 9:56 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    What about gas station weiner pills?
     
  19. Dec 15, 2023 at 10:03 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Those should provide a "pump"....so pre-workout it is:bananadead:
     
  20. Dec 15, 2023 at 12:51 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    So, the time you went to another country.... did you use your... Passport.


    :rofl:
     
  21. Dec 15, 2023 at 12:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Stop. Lol. So I didn't actually go into another country. I walked a trail that was on the literal border and Google maps decided that I entered Canada when I actually didn't
     
  22. Dec 15, 2023 at 1:05 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Sorry. Didn't mean to make you miss it. I know you thought it was incredible and you regret trading it.
     
  23. Dec 15, 2023 at 2:15 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Good call. You never know what websites Border Services might be monitoring. :rolleyes:
     
  24. Dec 15, 2023 at 2:19 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'll definitely be checking one out once we're set to replace my wife's Pilot, assuming all 3 kids are out of car seats by then.
     
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  25. Dec 15, 2023 at 2:51 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    By then the new 4Runner and LC will be out and proven. I hate CVTs.
     
  26. Dec 15, 2023 at 3:04 PM
    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266

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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Lol I'm just being honest. It was an official hiking trail at the border. I'm assuming they wouldn't have an official named and marked hiking trail at a wayside on the border that would cross the border because crossing without jumping through all the hoops is definitely frowned upon.

    Edit: It was the grand portage State Park hiking trail
     
  29. Dec 15, 2023 at 3:20 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Didn't realize it's CVT. The Pilot has a clunky 9 speed.
     
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  30. Dec 15, 2023 at 3:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Wait are you talking about the passport? Because it is not a CVT it's the same 9 speed as the pilot.
     

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