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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 14, 2023 at 5:32 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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  2. Dec 14, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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    Anything?o_O

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  3. Dec 14, 2023 at 5:47 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    :rofl:
     
  4. Dec 14, 2023 at 6:08 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Sure, why not (for your specific example only :p)
     
  5. Dec 14, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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  6. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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  7. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:11 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  8. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:11 PM
    GODZILLA

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    They even recommend your floor mats. :evil:
     
  9. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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    Tundras.com Forum Santa Milk and Cookies

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    3" Lifted Sleigh. sPOD lights on each reindeer. HeftyFab sliders
    What in the hell am I looking at????
     
  11. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:27 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.
     
  12. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:29 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :nuclear:
     
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    Somebody resembles that remark. :boink:
     
  14. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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    Creepy AI "art" because somebody gave Sean access to one. We're all doomed.
     
  15. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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    Good evening fellow truck people, could I get some more info about that Subaru Turbo Truck? Thanks for having me.
     
  16. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :anonymous:
     
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    IMG_2341.jpg
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I gave away all of my dead batteries.

    Free of charge.
     
  19. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:43 PM
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    This one?

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  20. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:44 PM
    T-Rex266

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    What do you call a fake potato?

    An imitater.
     
  21. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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    I would drive the hell out of that thing, but those headrests piss me off.
     
  22. Dec 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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    Why's that?
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I actually laughed at that one :laugh:
     
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    My hate isn't always logical, its more primal in nature. I thought you got me after all this time.
     
  25. Dec 14, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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    You sound like my ex. Jessica, is that you? o_O
     
  26. Dec 14, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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    Jessica is always among the top on the list of crazy babe names, this is known. My first was Megan, a Redhead merchant of pleasure, but mostly pain. :crazy:
     
  27. Dec 14, 2023 at 8:38 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Never met a Jessica that wasn't crazy.
     
  28. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:00 PM
    TILLY

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    This could be a great Friday night topic... How exactly are your ex-girlfriends completely crazy? I have lots of examples. :anonymous:
     
  29. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:03 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    It's my Friday. Fire away. :burp:
     
  30. Dec 14, 2023 at 9:07 PM
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    Typical stuff. Mood swings resulting in a sudden "nope" out of the relationship with zero warning. Baggage from previous BFs that wouldn't allow any trust to be built, but it was expected from me. Refused to return a vehicle I let her use because we split on good terms, so I had to threaten to report it stolen if it wasn't returned. My favorite, lied to and led on with no intention of actually pursuing a true relationship while using me to set herself up better.

    After all that, I'll take the advice that is frequently given to the delusional modern feminists who think that their job will get them a triple 6 guy; "buy a dog, and die alone."
     

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