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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 11, 2023 at 7:37 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Seems there's a worst joke of the day contest going on...

    What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?
    Mick sez: 'Hey you, get off my cloud'
    Scottish Farmer sez: 'Hey, McCloud, get off my ewe'
     
  2. Dec 11, 2023 at 7:40 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    8.5

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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Okay, if I die it's your fault!
     
  4. Dec 11, 2023 at 7:54 AM
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  5. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:10 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    That was going to be my exact response! :fistbump:
     
  6. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:11 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Police have found a getaway car with an incomplete set of stolen golf clubs. They're still looking for the driver.
     
  7. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:28 AM
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    The guy behind her, had his hands up like WTF? It was some old lady.

    Yes
    10%

    :laugh:
     
  8. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:32 AM
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    Therapist: What brings you in today?

    Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis.

    Therapist: How bad is it?

    Me: It comes in waves.
     
  9. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:37 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    Cowboys would put a lantern on their saddle at night so they could find the trail when they were far from home. This was early Saddle Light Navigation.
     
  10. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:38 AM
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    Space heaters make the perfect housewarming gifts.
     
  11. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:39 AM
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    I'm scared of German sausage. I fear the wurst.
     
  12. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:41 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Bunch of fuckin dads in here! :p:p
     
  13. Dec 11, 2023 at 8:43 AM
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    Do you have a "link" for them?
     
  14. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:31 AM
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    I actually got one for a buddy when he bought his house. He always calls me "such a literal bastard" and I tell him my folks were actually married at the time.
     
  15. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:31 AM
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  16. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:32 AM
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    Don't rush. Anything is better than nothing, even just walking.
     
  17. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:34 AM
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    Is the picture working for you guys? All I get is a bunch of numbers a little tiny symbol next to it
     
  18. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:36 AM
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    That's a long way. Her neck is going to get sore.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Is that the whole time, or just when you get there? Do they give you any clue as to whether it'll be a girl or a guy? Better carry a toothbrush and a travel size mouthwash.
     
  20. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:39 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Okay well that answers that question, the picture is definitely working for you guys. Also, you guys are awful. :rofl:
     
  21. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:45 AM
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    6 miles one way uphill in the snow just for that? Must be pretty desperate. The fleshlight might be a better option.
     
  23. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:46 AM
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    Blocked and reported, all of you!
     
  24. Dec 11, 2023 at 9:50 AM
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  25. Dec 11, 2023 at 10:04 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You guys are coming along with me on the long ass hike today, getting actual live and unedited photos and I'm sure you'll find a way to make innuendos out of them
    20231211_120151.jpg 20231211_120314.jpg
     
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    If you hear banjos, run the other way.
     
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    Walk, dont run. It's safer that way.
     
  28. Dec 11, 2023 at 11:35 AM
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    There, I finished the 8 and 1/2 mi loop! Are you guys proud you pressured me into it?! I would say it was peer pressure but you are all OLD

    Was this an alright pace?
    Screenshot_20231211_135139_Google.jpg
     
  30. Dec 11, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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