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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 2, 2023 at 3:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  2. Dec 2, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    The rest of the roll is out of the picture, but 15 pieces of sashimi plus the roll and the masago is about right for the two of us.

    The best way I can describe the quail egg is that it's brighter and more refreshing than a chicken egg.
     
  3. Dec 2, 2023 at 4:15 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Everything looks amazing except the raw eggs :puke:just can't do raw eggs
     
  4. Dec 2, 2023 at 7:53 PM
    TILLY

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    Very disappointed with this thread tonight, except for Tyler's dog.
     
  5. Dec 2, 2023 at 7:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I have 5G on the way
     
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    3" Lifted Sleigh. sPOD lights on each reindeer. HeftyFab sliders
    The North Pole put up a little Christmas Spirit today in Santa's homestead, so I'll share that with y'all...

    PostCardBed.jpg
     
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  7. Dec 2, 2023 at 8:11 PM
    T-Rex266

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  8. Dec 2, 2023 at 8:49 PM
    T-Rex266

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  9. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Why yo bunz look soggy brah??
     
  10. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:01 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    They weren’t too bad.
     
  11. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:03 PM
    bflooks

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    Ummmm, the chop shop is interesting, and disturbing. Reminds me of the composting burial shop that wasn't exactly composting the way they intended to.

    Correction: it was a funeral home supposedly doing cremation.
     
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  12. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:04 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    TILLY

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  14. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:11 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Maybe that’s why, tylertoes.com @LarryDangerfield is not up
     
  15. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:11 PM
    bflooks

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    Sounds like Beetlejuice 2 commissioned its shrunken head character on the cheap.
     
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  16. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:13 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Wonder if they had a trade in thing. Dick isn’t the size you desire? We’re running a black market special for 8” soft starting at 6.99% apr for 8 months. Buy 8”, get 8 month special financing.
    *terms and conditions apply. Buyer needs $8k down.
     
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    bflooks

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    Wonder what their return and exchange policy was
     
  18. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:16 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Depends on the body part. Dick, if used by a fleshlight, may be considered show room model due to less handling
     
  19. Dec 2, 2023 at 9:21 PM
    bflooks

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    Well done, sir! Funniest thing I've read all day.

    I am not going to lie, I'm curious to hear more about the clientel they had.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :boink: why's it gotta be the black market??? :spy:
     
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    bflooks

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    Because 8"
     
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    This is exactly the reason I told my wife I wanted a Funeral Pyre in the back yard with a feast of delicious meats, liquor, and family and friends when my time comes. She just rolled her eyes, but she didn't say no, so I'll just have to trust her on this one.
     
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I used my credit union and am only paying 3.99%
     
  25. Dec 2, 2023 at 10:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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  26. Dec 2, 2023 at 10:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I’ll let the live crew make the call on this one. He’s been super active over the last hour when he bumped an old thread, so it caught my attention. Of course, he has something to sell.
     
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  27. Dec 2, 2023 at 10:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ill just go ahead and lay on you so I am comfortable too

     
  28. Dec 2, 2023 at 10:15 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    I say nuke him, but I'm an asshole.
     
  29. Dec 2, 2023 at 10:55 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Usually I nuke them for a week first go around
     
  30. Dec 3, 2023 at 5:43 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Nuke the ad, clean up post count, see if he connects the dots. Or lock his post count like @Outbound so he can't hit the 50 to see if he actually wants to be involved. If his recent activity has been good stuff, then it may be that he started out just to sell, but can grow to contribute. IDK. TW is pretty much a hellscape aside from a few threads.:notsure:
     

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