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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 24, 2023 at 3:50 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Nope.
    Like I said,.....stupid.
     
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  2. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's a Bronco; it probably don't start at all :devil:
     
  3. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Those things are just a car wrapped in Bronco skin, right? @RichterScale
     
  4. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:26 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Barely. It has a turbo lawn mower engine.
    And when I have to drive it,.....I feel like I should be putting cranberry sauce on my sandwich.
     
  5. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:30 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I thought I was the only one who doesn't like turkey.
     
  6. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:31 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You need to throw out that Miracle whip crap, that'll kill ya.
     
  7. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    The legs are decent, if cooked right. Everything else is garbage
     
  8. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:39 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I use diet miracle whip
     
  9. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:48 PM
    Outbound

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    Hellman's is the superior mayo.
     
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  10. Nov 24, 2023 at 4:53 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I consider them 2 different things.
     
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  11. Nov 24, 2023 at 5:13 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Only if you can't get Duke's.
     
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  12. Nov 24, 2023 at 5:33 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Fair. Miracle Whip is technically salad dressing iirc

    I've never seen Duke's in Canuckistan
     
  13. Nov 24, 2023 at 5:34 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :spy: your username
     
  14. Nov 24, 2023 at 5:37 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Turkey, like many other things can easily be amazing or terrible.
     
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  15. Nov 24, 2023 at 6:20 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Got me a terrible Hankering. :spy:

    IMG_2339.jpg
     
  16. Nov 24, 2023 at 6:34 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    I mentioned Mircle Whip here once
    There it is :rolleyes:
    Most of it
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    Nope
     
  17. Nov 24, 2023 at 6:55 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  18. Nov 24, 2023 at 7:48 PM
    TILLY

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    Well the verdict is in on the Chili Cheese Burritos (Chilitos) I made tonight from The Tube. They are awesome and the closest thing you can get to the infamous Taco Bell ones I lived on in my youth, and discontinued in this part of the Country in the 90's. :cheers:
     
  19. Nov 24, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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  20. Nov 24, 2023 at 8:06 PM
    TILLY

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    I get your point mister Fancy Smancy sushi eater, but give this burrito a chance, will you? :anonymous:
     
  21. Nov 24, 2023 at 8:13 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    We did burrito bowls at the wife's request but I would have preferred those.
    :fistbump:
     
  22. Nov 24, 2023 at 8:16 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    How exactly does the push button start work, then?
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Oh i would, I’m just referring to Taco Bell being gross
     
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    Means it doesn't have a key. Fob doesn't have to have a remote start just because there's no key, though.
     
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    Just busting your chops dude, and I totally agree with you after looking back. When I was in my early 20's I'd eat that and be grateful sometimes just to have something to eat after being on my own since 17. Its different now being old and settled down and actually choosing to eat this. ;)
     
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    Black Friday sale at PerryParts? I didn’t see one, just a code on ih8mud - GXOR good for $9 off (supposed to be 10%).
     
  27. Nov 24, 2023 at 11:22 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I guess I have no fucking idea what @RichterScale is talking about, then.
     
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    He's saying there us no button on the fob that can remote start the bronco. It can only be remote started through the app.

    If not remote starting it, you get in the truck and push the button that is on the dash to start the truck. There is no key because it is a push to start ignition.

    Ford was dumb and lazy.

    That's what he is saying.
     
  29. Nov 25, 2023 at 2:47 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Correct. The fob is just to lock/unlock the doors, hatch, etc and it's a proximity device. You have to have it with you to start the car.
    But there's no remote start button on the fob. You have to go through the app on the phone.
    I'm pretty sure the car stays running when you open the door. Just have to have the fob with you and then press the ignition button. Anyway, not only do I prefer the old way of remote starts and an actual key, but the fact that Toyota has the vehicle shut off when you open the door would just be too much annoying for me.
    I had the taco rental for over a month. I kinda got used to the push button start, but I see no benefit to it. It was still annoying.
     
  30. Nov 25, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I can remote start with my fob or my app. When I had Nissan activate my remote start they took my original fobs and gave me a new set with the remote start button.
     

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