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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 22, 2023 at 3:13 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Except tiddies. Unless @NWPirate cropped them out to avoid a ban.
     
  2. Nov 22, 2023 at 3:46 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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  3. Nov 22, 2023 at 3:52 AM
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    :rofl::bowdown:
     
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  4. Nov 22, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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    I am ready for days off, but I am not ready for the holiday. I knew I should have burned vacation to get these last two nights off. I am going directly home after work to set up a couple bedrooms for visiting family, do laundry, pack, and then head out of town to go visit family and friends a few hours away. Somewhere in there I will try to find an hour or two of sleep before the drive, but I'm not looking forward to the process.
     
  5. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:19 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes

    I would love to the look on his face if he saw it. He would probably just look at you, shake his head as he would be unsure of wtf he just saw and figures it’s part of your Xmas gift shopping.

    I haven’t looked at TW, but he has no wanting / bans on here.

    Yes

    I remember reading (or hearing?) that, for an example they put a PlayStation and TV in your vehicle as part of it. They then take it out before you leave so you have to buy your own shit :laugh:
    I did a quick Google search just now, and found this discussion on Reddit.
     
  6. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:21 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HS-NGwzfXmg
     
  7. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:23 AM
    T-Rex266

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  8. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:26 AM
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    Facts were spoken here.
     
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  9. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:27 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I only quoted you with it because of his Android slander :p
     
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  11. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:36 AM
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    I legit would get hauled up for it and they'd probably block the sites and send out an email cautioning work computers for personal use and I'd have to do that stupid training again.

    Not even kidding.
     
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  12. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:37 AM
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    See above quote!
     
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  13. Nov 22, 2023 at 5:40 AM
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    You're not my real dad!
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Now son, just because you didn't come from my cashews doesn't mean that you don't have to listen!
     
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    bmf4069 Michelob Ultra coinesour

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  16. Nov 22, 2023 at 6:07 AM
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    :fistbump:
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Now with butt dimples!
     
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    Ah, the phone that is open to cyber attacks :stirthepot:

    Did Hitler come back alive, and are you working for him?
     
  19. Nov 22, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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    Nope, but psychosis got into HR and tore through several departments. I'm also servant class. I don't get to have informal humor, especially off color, with the upper crust.
     
  20. Nov 22, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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    I'm taking a nap before continuing holiday preparations.
     
  21. Nov 22, 2023 at 7:28 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    It’s about building relationships. I know it’s saved me more than once just based off of relationships with those who matter.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lots of those in Hawaii, not in this picture though..
     
  24. Nov 22, 2023 at 9:51 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Clearly you could use a refresher.... and some anger management classes :devil:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Ever notice how most HR chicks are freakin' stacked, and they give one of either side of the extreme polar opposites....

    1: Shirt covers completely up to her neck, but it's freakin' stretched so tight you grab the eye-pro so you don't lose an eye when the buttons pop.

    2: Every possible, policy following, square inch of her breast flesh is exposed, and she's starring you down like, 'go ahead perv... take a good hard stare at them and see what happens'
     
  28. Nov 22, 2023 at 10:56 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    x2 @NWPirate
     
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    And in either case, her employee badge is hung in the middle… so you never get to see her name.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I already posted the only one I have on my phone, the other pictures live in my head. :cool:
     

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