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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 18, 2023 at 7:41 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  4. Nov 18, 2023 at 8:12 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I never wrap my pork…..
     
  5. Nov 18, 2023 at 9:03 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That seems like more of a @Fotnot statement.
     
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  6. Nov 18, 2023 at 9:05 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I definitely dont pull my pork as often as him it seems
     
  7. Nov 18, 2023 at 9:10 AM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Considering the amount of kids I have, it's seems I don't pull it either:rolleyes:
     
  8. Nov 18, 2023 at 9:35 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Two down, four to go. 26 hrs now. Had to turn up the heat. I have turkeys to smoke today!IMG_4303.jpg
     
  9. Nov 18, 2023 at 9:36 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Sweet Moses, what’s the occasion?
    You remind me of the one upper at work, but your not full of shit
     
  10. Nov 18, 2023 at 9:38 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    o_O Thanksgiving? Lol
     
  11. Nov 18, 2023 at 9:41 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Definitely a one upper prepping that far in advance!!!
    I’m so tired of family squabbling who’s house we’re going to every year(MILs don’t get along) I wanted to just do some trails with local homies but I’m on call, which still allows me to bail for any reason…..
     
  12. Nov 18, 2023 at 10:42 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    I smoke pork butts and whole chickens in bulk. We vacuum seal the meat into dinner portions and feast for months. We're out of both, so the pork is being done today.

    Turkeys are for Thanksgiving. The head chef likes to not have to mess with cutting the bird as part of T-day and I like not having to worry about timing, so I cook the birds early and we reheat.
     
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  13. Nov 18, 2023 at 10:44 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    You should be a life coach or something
     
  14. Nov 18, 2023 at 12:24 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    If the family is being a PITA on Thanksgiving but you're not getting called into work just shoot me a text. I'll call and pretend to be work, then you can tell the family sorry, I have to go in. Then just come over and drink beer with me.
     
  15. Nov 18, 2023 at 12:38 PM
    T-Rex266

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    We don’t really celebrate Thanksgiving; nothing against it - just don’t care I guess. My favorite part is when the politics come up when someone’s had a few. I love that entertainment lol
     
  16. Nov 18, 2023 at 12:43 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Nom nom nom

     
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  17. Nov 18, 2023 at 12:52 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I’ll definitely have a text prepped for a savior
     
  18. Nov 18, 2023 at 12:53 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    That’s why the MILs don’t get along
     
  19. Nov 18, 2023 at 2:30 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I want some of that meat in my mouth………….. wait what
     
  20. Nov 18, 2023 at 2:38 PM
    GODZILLA

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    So let them start into it, get your rescue call, and as you get up to leave say "by the way, you're both wrong." Then just go. They'll be all wound up and you and @Azblue can giggle about it for the day.
     
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  22. Nov 18, 2023 at 2:40 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Going after something a little bigger tonight
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    @RichterScale Maybe fried skunk or opossum for Thanksgiving this year :fingerscrossed:
     
  23. Nov 18, 2023 at 2:41 PM
    GODZILLA

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    All I see is that pretty Yamaha you're teasing! :drool:
     
  24. Nov 18, 2023 at 2:42 PM
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    Blue Thunder

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  26. Nov 18, 2023 at 2:58 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Winterized the lawn toys, changed the Corolla’s oil, crawled around/under the trailer and got a long list if wiring questions answered…plus countless trips into the garage for another tool or upstairs to deliver smoked meat or bring the turkeys down. Both rigs need to washed, but that will have to wait. IMG_4308.jpg
     
  27. Nov 18, 2023 at 3:01 PM
    Leo's first

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    Belongs to my friends daughter, she laid it down a couple weeks ago and two weeks before that crashed the Lexus:facepalm:
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  28. Nov 18, 2023 at 3:54 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ok, who here can help me? I paid for a logo, and it sent me a bunch of file types. I just need their default verbiage changed to my LLC name. Anyone I can email it to, to help? I’ll upload to a business card after and website
     
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  29. Nov 18, 2023 at 4:14 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    paging @TaquitoBandito
     
  30. Nov 18, 2023 at 5:17 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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