Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Save all the bills and submit them to the idiots car insurance company. If you don't want your rates to go up or have to wait to get your deductible back just deal directly his insurance. Don't let them tell you where to get it fixed, you can legally get it fixed wherever you want.

 

He was, didn't you see the video?

 

Time to get briney

 

Father of the brine

 

A question to my besties...

Say you're at work pushing a deuce and some dude two stalls over is watching a video (or playing music...but it sounded like a video). Not loud, but you can hear everything. No earbuds. Say it sounds like poppy K-pop or possibly cheap porn. Say he's making deep grunting sounds. The kind of sounds that without the music you'd say dang...he needs to eat more fiber. Think Tom Arnold in Austin Powers. But with the music, you start to wonder if he's jerking off.

What do you do?

So, I kinda lost my shit (pun intended) and called him out. I yelled "Dude, are you serious? You watching a video or what?!". The asshat turned the volume down but kept going...

 

Should have just asked if he needed a hand.

 

Lol, what a psyco!

 

I think that's more of a @Tripleconpanna move.

 

What kind of work do you do??? I thought you were a sticker vendor

 

Are those fetuses

 

A good co-worker would offer him a sock

 

WTH???

 

I saw your boner.

 

I'm thinking a fresh Poke bowl for dinner tonight..

 

Coming from the dude who's sipping on warm milk w/his nighty half open on the porch

 

Sounds tasty, if I am remembering what a poke bowl is. Basically sushi in a bowl, right?

How's the vacation been so far?

 

Raw very fresh tuna; often w/a light marinade of sorts....

 

Ah. I might have to pass if it's Tuna. Not a huge raw tuna fan.

 

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First time I had it with my cousin, “valet” parking was a bit sketchy and didn’t think we would get the car back…..
It was sooooo damn good!!!!
He also had a dentist that was open at like 5am, I got to keep his car while he worked but had to be his driver, so I got to see Honolulu in all kinds of lights: this was like 9 years ago and this dude on a ebike would keep up with us doing like 40 thru downtown and out to the waste water plant he was working at.[/QUOTE]

 

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

 

It's incredible, this is done right. Spicy Ahi tuna poke.