Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Best Dad joke ever!!!!

 

Probably be okay if you pair it w/some really, really dark chocolate or something else that is highly bitter!!!

 

So now, if you are looking to have us accurately judge your body fat level, we're going to need to see the lower back; then I can probably get within 2% accuracy for you

 

Dude, take that chit to a private chat...

 

We might ask the "Mod's" to add a Banana Room next to the Green Room so the Boys can be Boys


Or mix & match like the folks from Massachusetts and make it "The Green Apple" @TILLY .... That certain stretch of RT.1 in Saugus ...


the Golden Banana & the Apple

 

Don't do it @T-Rex266
That would go straight to the spank bank

 

I give one a shot if I see them

 

He just wants to see your tramp stamp

 

If that’s what that phrase means…umm. I now identify as a woman.

 

uhhhhhhh..... NO!!!!

 

Now that's funnier than shit

 

$65k for Titan; $50k for a Murano; etc.... Not much incentive going on there

Can't mark things up to ridiculous price points; appear to offer incredible rates on financing; and then say, 'we're giving you something special here'

 

There's nothing on that list I would buy at any price.

 

Why aren't there any Toyotas on the list?

 

I agree; at least the Capstone should've made it

 

Just one?
Will they put it in the middle so the drive is fair for everyone?

 

Never been. Don't know what all of the hype is about. Its just another gas station right?

 

Spiritbox is good. Got to see them live and they did not disappoint. Also just heard a collaboration they did with some rapper, and while not necessarily my cup of tea, it was one of the better rock versions of a rap song I've heard.

 

Never seen one either, but it’s on the list

Don’t forget in ‘merica gas stations can be cultural icons.

 

It's so obviously redneck once you go in, but you can't help feeling happy about it. Think of the alternate voicing of the sign above the door 'Entrance'. So much sugar, fried things, BBQ, chotchkies and doodads - -

Plus their bathrooms are really nice and clean. If you're on a road trip, that's the place to stop.

 

I should get myself one of those. Right now I have 8 of the old school traps set with peanut butter in my garage and around my garbage bins and in the vehicles on my driveway. I killed two mice there and two in my shed and cleaned the nest out of the cabin air filter in the Corolla and so far it looks like I may have gotten them all.