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  1. Nov 6, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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    Sense of humor is a big turn on for me though. One of her shirts.

    [​IMG]
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Boobs are a big turn on for me.
     
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    I like those too, but prefer them not to be larger than my head.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    My wife is fairly blessed in that category, so I like it.
     
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  7. Nov 6, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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    I got you both covered.

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    Huh. What about all the offgrid hippies that have a youboob, eer youtube channel of them doing things on the farm in a thong?
     
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  9. Nov 6, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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    @GODZILLA here you go. This is what occurs frequently, each day

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    You need to ban yourself.
     
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  11. Nov 6, 2023 at 5:49 PM
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    BYS
     
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  12. Nov 6, 2023 at 5:58 PM
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    You need to put some hair on that chest. I recommend drinking a snifter of fine scotch, smoking a top shelf cigar and killing a bear with nothing but a knife.
     
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    Nope! No hair here. My back grows crazy thick. Wife even needs to shave it once a week at least!
     
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  14. Nov 6, 2023 at 6:07 PM
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    Outbound, Nov 6, 2023
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    IDK about it. Her short about the sword popped up because of some knife vids my brother sent me.
     
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  17. Nov 6, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Wooly @T-Rex266

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    “But where’s my ice cream?”

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    :rofl:

    @Tripleconpanna is gonna need a tissue.
     
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    The Woman shaves my back every couple weeks. I leave the chest hair and merely trim and groom it. Chest hair is most manly (or so I tell myself, and The Woman appreciates it)
     
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  21. Nov 6, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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    Check the build link in my signature.
    :drool:
    I thought she was married
     
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    I have no idea.
     
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    Was* until she saw the Toyota
     
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    Jim LE 1301, Nov 6, 2023
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    Nice shirt.
     
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    :puke:

    You need a 1 day ban.
     
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    I just watched that movie on Netflix.

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    "Chloe"
    I know it's Kloe but it's close.
     
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    @LarryDangerfield pls advise the group on this purchase and add to it the forum tab for the consultation
     
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    This was at the Mr. Olympia over the weekend. For all the boob guys

    FWIW- I enjoy all boobs from fun size to larger. But this…this….this is gonna leave back problems for them

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CzUH4gFP0Kp/
     
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