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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 29, 2023 at 4:36 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Yes, dinging is stupid.
    If I get out of the vehicle and leave the door open to pump gas, because I'm listening to am talk radio, then I know I left the friggin door open and the keys in.
    Now, if I forgot to put it in park and it starts to roll away, then fine, ding your head off.
    Otherwise there's no reason.
     
  2. Oct 29, 2023 at 4:42 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yes, the state of AZ has a mix of vehicles, many of them Ferds. Anytime I use one I feel like ripping the dash out to kill that fucking chime.
     
  3. Oct 29, 2023 at 4:46 PM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    It sounds like a default mobile phone ringtone from 10-15 years ago.
     
  4. Oct 29, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I'm glad I'm not the only one that hates it
     
  5. Oct 29, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Speaking of tool, was just a three-song shower.
     
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  6. Oct 29, 2023 at 5:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    How many times did you watch this video?

    -Yes.
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  8. Oct 29, 2023 at 5:14 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    It’s cool. Elon approved.
     
  9. Oct 29, 2023 at 5:26 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Edit: has a ford chime in it

    Also, its like he rear ended John Wick :laugh:
     
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  10. Oct 29, 2023 at 6:21 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Jus tell me how it ends…
     
  11. Oct 29, 2023 at 6:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I can't. Anything Toktok is disabled on any device I use for work. Just fine with me.
     
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  12. Oct 29, 2023 at 6:26 PM
    T-Rex266

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    It’s an excellent driver of a Coyote (750hp) giving chase to a hit and run vehicle. Dude has strong skills
     
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  13. Oct 29, 2023 at 6:32 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I'd beat him.
     
  14. Oct 29, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yeah, it sounds good for sure. And while he was driving crazy too, he was much more cautious than the Honda CRV he was trying to catch.
     
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  15. Oct 29, 2023 at 6:43 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Blackstone Cooking Prep Rules 1) Connect and open propane 2) Ignite the burners 3) Crack a cold one

     
  16. Oct 29, 2023 at 6:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    My only thought is that 170hp CRV must have gapped him due to a smaller wheel base and FWD (maybe AWD). Mustang had excellent skills though
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I was laughing at first, but the advantage always goes to the driver that is running in fear, doesn’t give AF and can make all the route decisions
     
  18. Oct 29, 2023 at 7:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You guys are quiet in here tonight


    Larry
     
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    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Its all your fault, do you not remember last night?
     
  20. Oct 29, 2023 at 8:27 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's how I feel about GNR. I'll listen to some of their less popular songs like You Could Be Mine or Civil War but if Welcome to the Jungle, Paradise City or Sweet Child O Mine comes on, I'll immediately change the station.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Sure do. I can't even sit in the F150s at the car show.
     
  22. Oct 29, 2023 at 8:31 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Your windows don't open?
     
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    I was thinking about last nights music discussion and had an epiphany. Great music is all about how you felt and enjoyed that music in the moment, and years later it can bring back those same memories, and days of being/feeling young.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Is it because I like pickled quail eggs?
     

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