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  1. Oct 22, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Love Bill Burr, he's a GD legend!
     
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  2. Oct 22, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm not huge on confrontation, unless it's needed.. but I have no filter and can relate.

    When my wife asks me how something looks, she knows I won't lie :laugh:
     
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    So true. See this daily at the gym. No ass to insta-ass

     
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  5. Oct 22, 2023 at 5:50 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I watched the Bill Burr movie.
    It was funny, but the ending was sappy bullshit.
     
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  6. Oct 22, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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    Told u it was good
     
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  7. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:05 PM
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    but was it


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    Finger lickin' good?
     
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  8. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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    RichterScale

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Burr is one of my favorite human beings.
     
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  9. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:15 PM
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    I mean, I like redheads too, but I at least prefer them to be women...
     
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  10. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:17 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    FML, alarm set for 5 AM, I really don't want to go to work tomorrow.

    I ah, cough, cough, am pretty sure I gots the Covids again.
     
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  11. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:21 PM
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    Brown bottle flu, or just worn out?
     
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  12. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Just don't like work
     
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  13. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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    Hit up a roadside fruit stand for peaches to throw at people when they are dumb.... buy lots of peaches.
     
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  14. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:26 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Na, rocks work better.
     
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    Cheaper too! However, when called into the office/HR you can ask if they want a peach....
     
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  16. Oct 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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    Yup. When you idiot proof something they always invent a new idiot.
     
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    Unfortunately, the elderly and women will be targeted here.
     
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    Yup.

    Always arrange sales and meets in the parking lots of the local police department. Helps to befriend local LEOs as well.
     
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    @LarryDangerfield and I just had a discussion about this the other day.
     
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    The world is full of shitty people. Many are only as honest as the situation requires them to be, so start having higher requirements.
     
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :fistbump:
     
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    Just got home from a weekend wedding event on my wife's side, her families Irish/Scot as is mine. Never before have I ever felt that my body might not be able to fully recover from such a joyous occasion such as this. Thank you, God bless us all.
     
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    Is this a nice way of saying your Irish side punished your liver a lot?
     
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    It was a great wedding and I did the best I could to keep up up with some of the older family guys I really admire. But yes, I told the wife I'm taking a break after this, she laughed.
     
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    The Bridgestone Dueler H/Ts on mine were sketchy the first half winter I had the truck (got it at the end of December). But maybe we had a bunch of freezing rain the year or something.
     
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