Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I would like you to try a recipe for me.
Find some fresh feces (it can be human, canine, feline, ungulate, reptile, a combo of all, etc.) Collect roughly 2 cups worth and preferably fresh.
Mix and spread into a 9" pie crust (premade, already in a pie tin will suffice).
Bake @275 for 25-30 min
Remove and let cool for 10 min
Get a fork, tuck a napkin in you shirt collar and enjoy.

 

We have cinder block season.
But we have a 2 cinder block cap.
Because no one needs 10 cinder blocks to kill a deer.

 

Dodged the deer and idiots, though somebody dumped a pile of dead rabbits in the middle of my road. Like 40 dead rabbits in the middle of the road.

On that happy note, I'm going to bed.

 

WaDaFuk!? That’s some next level cult shit

 

Like, a rabbit cult where they all committed suicide so the UFO could collect their souls?

 

Second question:

Why?

 

My Blackstone sits on a stainless steel cart that I roll in/out of the garage when I want to use it.

 

Exactly like that. But maybe they killed a bunch of rabbits to satisfy some God so they don't blow up the Earth.

 

Third question:

No backyard?

 

I'm thinking it was a bait pile to attract a chupacabra

 

That's stupid. Mass suicide makes way more sense.

 

Also, consider the source.
It may have been a hallucination. Or a made up story for attention.

 

Yes, I have a backyard.

 

Fourth question:

Why not put the the Blackstone in the backyard?


I'm asking because I'm honestly curious. I had a neighbour awhile back who had a nice backyard with a deck and door from his kitchen leading to it but parked his grill in the garage. He'd wheel it out to do his grilling in the driveway. He'd have to bring his food through the house and through the garage to the grill. It made no sense to me. He wasn't hosting block parties or inviting neighbors to joing him either, it was just him and his wife and some frozen burger patties.

 

That kind of makes sense, I suppose

During winter I shovel the snow off my deck to get to my grill and in the rain I get wet. It'd be a huge production to get my grill from my deck to the garage, involving disassembing it and carrying down the stairs to ground level.

 

Calling this a LC is stupid. Marketing at Toyota is getting Ford-level lazy. I am looking at you, Mustang Mach E.

But sign me up for one!
https://www.thedrive.com/news/first-toyota-land-cruiser-ev-concept-is-something-different-altogether

 

During a substantial part of the year, it’s wet here. Unless the back porch/patio is covered, grills deteriorate quickly and grilling generally becomes unenjoyable.

 

The grill on the BS isn’t stainless so I don’t want to leave it out in the elements. They turn into rust buckets pretty quickly around here with all the rain and moisture. Plus I have a gas grill already on my deck, so no room for a second grill. The garage is a longer walk from the kitchen, but the best solution overall.

 

Fair points. Carry on sir!

 

semi available.
do you have wiring diagrams for the high beams? I'm not intimately familiar with with tacos

 

that's a great close-up, but I'm strugling to understand what I'm looking at.

What is the white/clear socket?
Did this thing come with a wiring diagram at all?
Have you run a continuity check across the rocker switch? What kind of switch is it (basic on-off, or on/off/on two-position, or something else)?