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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:25 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Tomatoes ruin a good burger
     
  2. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:29 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Wrong. Fresh tomatoes out of a garden make an excellent topping for a burger.
     
  3. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:31 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Sounds like what I would say and what my wife would do.

    Hope he feels better!
     
  4. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:37 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I went back and read the taco cabin filter thread again. Yeah, the guy was a little slow, but he genuinely didn't understand how it worked and was asking an honest question. He wasn't being a douche. I think the answers and reactions were 10x more retarded than the question.
    I'm guessing there's a lot more taco owners than Tundra owners and I'm guessing the average owner age is younger than over here.
    I'm guessing the collective IQ is pretty watered down.
    I did rent a taco for a month. Maybe I should join and spread some joy over there.
     
  5. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:37 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Pineapples on a burger
    Boom!!
     
  6. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:41 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I've done that a few times when I was younger...couple times I thought for sure it was broken but is was just bruised bad.
     
  7. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:41 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I can dig it.
     
  8. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:41 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I appreciate you looking at things from both sides and while I concede that you have somewhat of a point ( in that he wasn't stirring shit on purpose,) it is kind of a silly thing to ask. They are so cheap to replace and you can even just take it out and blow it off and put it back in and if his beliefs were correct in that it was useless why not just leave the stock one in there forever without touching it? Also the most important thing is who the the hell says tomatoes don't go on burgers?!
     
  9. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:42 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    That's like volunteering to be covered in honey and tied to a pole on top of a fire ant nest.
     
  10. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:43 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Sociopaths
     
  11. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:45 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    It is. But I taste like shit. So I enjoy the looks on the faces as I get bit.
     
  12. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:49 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I can agree with the fresh garden tomatoes

    I was texting @LarryDangerfield earlier telling him a similar story with our daughter. When she was 7, I thought she just rolled her ankle and had her walk it off. A few days later it was still hurting her, so wife took her in. She broke her foot and had to get a cast. :anonymous:

    Yes but I think it has to be a certain type of burger to make that work.
     
  13. Oct 14, 2023 at 11:52 AM
    RichterScale

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    I was working on the interior of an old work van and had my oldest son with me. He was just about 3 yrs old. Took a break to head inside for lunch, set him down on the ground and I'm not really sure what happened, but I turned around for one reason or another and then reached behind me to slam the door closed. He had ran back to the door in that half second and his thumb got slammed in the door.
    I was sure it broke. That was the worst I had ever directly caused injury to one of my kids. I almost puked from the guilt. Ended up swollen and bruised, but no major damage.
     
  14. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yeah, fall is definitely coming around...

    Woke up today with an overcast 57 and predicted highs of 60 :D

    We're suppose to hit a 'brutal' low of 47 later in the week :crapstorm:


    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  15. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:06 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :wave:
    :puke:
     
  16. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Spend a bit of time searching online for large venues to sell of excess or gentle used stuff...

    A ton of vendors in the Vegas area, and after large 'outdoor type' events you can sometimes find a good amount of it for 1/10th of normal cost...

    EX>>> I know one year they rolled out a ton of that stuff for SEMA and then the folks that were paid to set up the event were doing everything they could to get rid of it. I had a few friends that did their entire yards from one event :thumbsup:

    PS>>> I forget you got T3SLA money and will probably just pay a contractor to do it :D
     
  17. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:16 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Oh I am 100% paying someone to do it. I don’t have that sort of patience. Also, the wife wants to redesign it a bit. Wel prob toss the trampoline and use that space to add concrete (at some point) for a jacuzzi
    She’ll want the backyard smaller too, so it’ll be cheaper for the turf material / labor. I guess the plus side is, I’ll save some on the water bill along with one less weekly (1-2x a week) knowing I have to do
     
  18. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ...and for BLTs (minus the lettuce of course) :thumbsup:
     
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    Update:
    Broken finger. Small fracture on the top of his finger so they’ll buddy tape it.
     
  20. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:30 PM
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    Fractures suck, but at least it wasn't a break-break.
     
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    BLA's for me (avocado). :thumbsup:
     
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  22. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:31 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Does he know how to work a situation like this to pick up chicks at school yet?
     
  23. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:39 PM
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    He had a gf for a few months. Not sure what happened lol
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Spamburger..:eek2::oops::(

    [​IMG]
     
  25. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:46 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    That pic gave me a chest pain
     
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    You just wait
    Last time I had spam I think I was like 13 years old or so
     
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    We do the same, but I was trying to stay away from the CA vibe :cool:
     
  28. Oct 14, 2023 at 12:52 PM
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    Needs? Has
     
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