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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 25, 2023 at 4:26 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    You have to poop too?
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Blue Thunder

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    Yep...when I drink too much wine. Or have 2+ big IPA beers. Or 4-5+ normal beers.
     
  4. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:04 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I can wreck a toilet after a night of IPA's. o_O
     
  5. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:13 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What happened there? :monocle:@SwitchThrottle
     
  6. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:18 PM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  7. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I know right.
     
  8. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    And he had plenty of time to edit..even after your comment.
     
  9. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:21 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I'm just happy I finally got to see something before it got burned!
     
  10. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:24 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I was in the middle of a PM responses to him. I warned him, and he said it's not political, so I was clarifying that no images of politicians, or even commentators are allowed. I sent it, and then saw the BST notice right after. I tried. :notsure:
     
  11. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Dang goofball, I guess danger is his middle name. :laugh:
     
  12. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:24 PM
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    I though that was @LarryDangerfield 's gig?
     
  13. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:31 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :monocle: Who could have seen that coming? :rofl:
     
  14. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:31 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Finally got some pics off the phone from my last trip...

    First stop Taiwan. Had a 12hr layover, so we dumped our luggage at a locker in the airport and did some touring.IMG_0546.jpg

    The temple/shrine for the general that started Taiwan
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    I heard lots of "my building is bigger than yours" stories. This is one. Used to be the tallest in the world, now is just the tallest in Asia, Or SE Asia. Or Taiwan...I forget. Cool buildingIMG_0590.jpg
     
  15. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:32 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    @LarryDangerfield has been replaced? :eek:
     
  16. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:32 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    Blue Thunder

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    On to Shanghai, China. I love this city; has a great vibe to it. Very modern and active.
    IMG_0606.jpg

    Love the old boats against the modern skyline...IMG_0613.jpg

    Visited a very old palace...IMG_0666.jpg

    Off to Beijing...my first class seatIMG_0702.jpg

    Not an airplane however...mag-lev high speed train. It was amazing. Even with the nasty old seat, I'll take this over a short flight. Cruising speed.
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    Most of what we saw in Beijing was pretty boring, but this viewpoint overlooking the Forbidden City (which it was since we didn't have a reservation) was great. IMG_0742.jpg

    And the return flight...IMG_0769.jpg
     
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  18. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:48 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    The random pics that crack me up...

    This is from one of the oldest Buddhist temples in Taiwan apparently...
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    This is inside the old palace in Shanghai. There were actually at least two of these there.
    IMG_0650.jpg

    This guy just rode his bike towing the propane bottle down a very busy street and right through a huge intersection. Like a BossIMG_0739.jpg
     
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  19. Sep 25, 2023 at 5:56 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    And finally, my favorite stuff...the signage. The Google Translate stuff was particularly hilarious on this trip...

    Find it (x2)
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    Along the boardwalk in Shanghai
    IMG_0629.jpgIMG_0640.jpg

    I know this is supposed to be a baby changing station sign, but dang...
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    And how does one get so longer happy...
    IMG_0737.jpg


    Google Translate...

    This was in a Shanghai park
    IMG_0680.jpg

    Near the Forbidden City
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    This is the fire escape at the hotel. Sure hope Google Translate is wrong...IMG_0751.jpg
     
  20. Sep 25, 2023 at 6:09 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Not enough carefulling I guess.
     
  21. Sep 25, 2023 at 6:11 PM
    Outbound

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    We've been through this. We got a divorce.
     
  22. Sep 25, 2023 at 6:12 PM
    Outbound

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    Neat pics @Green Thunder . The historical stuff is really interesting. China however, is one country I will never set foot in.
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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  24. Sep 25, 2023 at 6:34 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Shoulda used a loophole.
    It's basically the same guy.
    download~2.jpg
     
  25. Sep 25, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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    Walter is awesome.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Those are so good!
     
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    It was tempting, but no.
     
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    I'd have to order it just to find out WTF it was.

    Chinese to English translations are always fun. I managed a fireworks store for a time. Looooots of the names sounded like bad pornos. That was half of what sold some of them.
     
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