Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I understood that your Taco was burnt orange

 

Fine. LS swap it, full trophy truck suspension, and use it to roll around, with reckless abandon, on the large acreage you secure by marrying off the daughter.

 

Burning orange. Solar like the sun, Octane like go juice! Nothing about the color is past tense. It is an active burn... but they say it's only 3 pills to cure it.

 

Haha. Brilliant.

 

I’ll LS swap my Tundra…

 

Ew. No. That 5.7 is worth keeping.

 

All kidding aside, I really do not like orange vehicles but I have to admit that I do like that burnt orange color on your Taco. You see that is a compliment.

 

I hate orange on vehicles. Always have. I don't know what kind of hit to the head I took that made me like the Solar Octane.

 

I think a pink taco might be more comforting

 

Sooooo expensive. And it might drive off with half your shit.

 

He keeps picking fights with his wife, that might just be the case!

 

Truck was filthy, tired from working all day, getting dark and drinking some beers. Will a Splooge and a rinse make my truck actually clean and look better without me actually having to do manual labor I asked myself? The answer is no, not really. It seems all good things come with a price.

 

Well, I mean... It's MGM. There's only so much you can do with it.

 

I need to go to bed…
Need to get up and hit the gym in the morning, then taking my wife and MIL wine tasting tomorrow.

 

Or drink wine now and sleep in.

 

That can be good or bad. Depends on if it's boring stuff like cycling, jogging, jump rope, or bedroom cardio with the wife.

 

Tell the wife she needs to take a more active role in your fitness.

 

My morning cardio routine starts when I wake up, and I'm grateful I'm still alive.

 

The thing is, I have to go to the vineyards to taste their wines…
The three we’re going to start at about $75/bottle and go up (considerably) from there. I don’t have that sort of stuff hanging around the house to drink!

 

swapped the gold bolts to black

 

And this is a problem how? An hour of cardio is ideal.

 

Well that's just a tease. We need to see the whole truck, and need before and after for the bolts.