Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Yes... the knee remained connected to the upper thigh, and the bottom half of the leg looked like a nunchuck spinning around

 

You don't even know the dude... he might be a giant POS

 

They keep the beer from freezing.

 

You don't think you can pull off the dress?

 

Dang, I missed a busy evening and a few hot topics. Good insomnia reading.

 

Good morning. How's the couch?

 

Just moved to the couch actually. Going to read instead of watching TV. I’ve got to be on point in six hours.

 

Oof. Hope you get some sleep.

 

Not sure what was talked about in the last few pages, but I'm offended by all it.

 

Yep, still no sleep. Good times.

 

Shit man.. still keeping away from coffee for the most part?

 

True, but I tend not to judge others unless I know for sure. He may also be a really cool dude that shops at target and drinks bud light.

 

It's pronounced, Targét.

 

Same, so I'm not stealing your Zs.

 

That sucks. I don't envy you, bud. I hope they get it sorted and you're pain free soon!

 

Hit the gym, no excuses

 

Meh, pain is good for ya.

 

Have your wife dip her finger in whiskey and rub it on your gums. That's what we did when the kids were teething.

 

Good.. No one here cares about your feelings.

 

Deep down, I know you care.

 

Give it a minute. He's Canadian, he'll come back and apologize.

 

Werd. There are a few mofo’s getting some serious Z’s

 

I was on coffee when I traveled and was hoping to be past the caffeine headaches by today… but I’m rolling with the java today just to stay awake. Need to watch it closely cuz too much and I get agitated easily.

The wife has already had two breakdowns so we’re off to a great start

 

You need to shotgun a 32oz coffee, then march right up to her and tell her you've "had enough of this nonsense, git yer shit together!"

Let us know what happens.

 

I'd love too...but now the daughter is joining her crying on the couch so I'm out numbered. If I wasn't driving I'd be mixing a 50/50 Baileys/Coffee combo.